I guess I should be the one apologizing; I didn't even ask if I could link!
The one I liked best was "three or more relatives live in your neighborhood." When I grew up, four of the seven houses on my grandparents' block were my aunts and uncles. We lived two blocks away...my dad was the independent one!
I'll look for it, and send it if I can find it. It's pretty much the same. I'll send you some other jokes that my cousin sent me too. I think you'd appreciate them.
hi. i found you through random. anyway, i'm chinese-born, living in australia and there's a list floating around the internet somewhere of "28 ways to tell if you're chinese" and it's not all that different. i think all ethnic minorities in english-speaking countries have a lot in common - i saw a list for italians and it was pretty similar too. high family values, tight community and lots of food! like, whenever there's anything about china on tv my parents will call me to watch it, and we can't have a meal without rice :)
"If you're a single Arab guy, you tell women you're a "successful businessman" or that you "own a successful business back home" even if you're an unemployed goat herder." - sounds like my cousin
"You put olive oil in and on everything and brag about how healthy it is." - i put that shit on sandwich bread
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That cracked me up. There's one floating around with "you're Lebanese if" that's equally as funny.
Bizzer...mmmmmmm
Go ahead, make me homesick, why don't you? :)
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The one I liked best was "three or more relatives live in your neighborhood." When I grew up, four of the seven houses on my grandparents' block were my aunts and uncles. We lived two blocks away...my dad was the independent one!
Thanks for the list!
Hey sara_wolfe, do you have the Lebanese list?
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by the way, i like your userpic.
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- sounds like my cousin
"You put olive oil in and on everything and brag about how healthy it is."
- i put that shit on sandwich bread
"You bump Arabic music at all times"
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