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[pallida]

I'm going through newspaper abstracts to find old relevant information for my special studies project and I'm much too amused by some stuff.

William P. JOHNSON, from Ky., aged 30y, was intoxicated and while leaning over a picket fence at Monticello, Thursday night, slipped and strangled to death Friday morning, between the pickets.

Comments

[hairlessgerbil]

Oh holy shit......natural selection in action!

*snicker*

[sangoreangel]

That is most definately a Darwin Award moment. *shakes head, and makes a mental not not to lean on fences while drunk*

Re: *snicker*

[pallida]

But ain't it morbidly fun to think about what exactly had to get caught for the person to strangle to death? Was it a tie? Was it the shirt?

If the guy was naked, he would have been fine!