Today at work, a rubber band fight broke out.

It was between 4 employees. And our MANAGER.

He ended it by saying "Don't say you never have fun on my shift."

I work at a BANK.

My Job Is Awesome

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http://community.livejournal.com/lj_election_en/28357.html

Go and express your support!

No, I'm not expecting to win, but I want to see if I can at least get the 300 nominations and make it into voting.

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Shits and Giggles.

You've probably seen this before:

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The kids are setting up to play Stratego.

Me: Matthew is pretty good at Stratego.
Chris: He only beat me once
Matthew: More than once. It was twice. No, three times
Chris: Oh yeah

Later followed by
Chris: (to Matthew) You know what? I can undermine your society if I capture all your dwarves.

Found while Wikistumbling to the article "Body Shot", which has a detailed descrition of licking alcohol off people's bodies, and then commenting on how it is arousing and foreplay.

So at the bottom, right above the stub line? Someone added

This cocktail-related article is unnecessarily creepy. You can help Wikipedia by finding someone less ( Read more... )

This poll is probably most of interest to paper and dice roleplayers, but everyone should play. I'm curious to see just how many dice it's (a)typical for people to own.

Feel free to link or repost this poll in your own journals (by pasting "Poll Dice!" into an entry where you'd like it to appear), as more data makes the results betterer.

Poll Dice!

So we aparently had a power surge today while I was at work. Lovely... after all these days of power DROPS, we get a surge ( Read more... )

So my Christmas gift from the ever wonderful lady_zip arrived yesterday, just in time for New Years.

Behold! I am now the dorky posessor of...

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