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[palmtoptaiga]

So which of you idiots decided to bring the talking plant into the apartment? You all yap enough as it is.

-----EXCUSE ME? I WILL RIP YOUR LEAVES OFF ONE BY ONE, YOU-

Somebody take this plant or I'm punting it out a window.

[Filtered to Shiki]

I have something I need to talk to you about.

Comments

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[concept_killer]

If it begins with "I know we had a good time but-", I uh...

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[palmtoptaiga]

Don't be an idiot.

private;

[concept_killer]

Oh.

You can continue, I guess.

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[palmtoptaiga]

Gee, thank you for granting me your permission.

[palmtoptaiga]

CAN'T YOU HEAR IT?

[palmtoptaiga]

Then take them off, get in here, and tell me this plant is not talking.

[li_xiao_lang]

It's talking?

[ooc: oh hai apartment-mate. o/]

[palmtoptaiga]

No, I'm just making this up to amuse myself.

[ooc; Y HELLO THAR~]

[li_xiao_lang]

Why would you do that?

[ooc: Syaoran = also short and irritable. This might be fun.]

[palmtoptaiga]

Find a dictionary. Look up the word sarcasm.

[ooc; Is this destiny, perhaps? 8D]

[child_radical]

Talking plant? Since when did Audrey 2 arrive here?

[palmtoptaiga]

I don't care what it's called, as long as it shuts up.

[ooc; brb going to sleep 8D]

[child_radical]

Have you tried stuffing a sock in its mouth?

[palmtoptaiga]

I'd rather shove it out the window. Or stick it in a garbage disposal.

[thegoodprince]

Oh, my. A talking plant?

[palmtoptaiga]

Yes, Ambrose. A yappy, irritating plant.