[her voice sounds raspy, like she’s been crying all night- yeah, she has been]

You’ve really outdone yourselves this time, hyenas. I won’t even say I hate you anymore, even though I do- I won’t give you the satisfaction.

Every one of us is a monkey here, capital C Comedian. There’s your cosmic joke.

Shiki…

I’d never-

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( private )

SHIKI. You're cheating. Or something. You have to be. Because I've played this game so many times and I know I'm not this-

OI. KONATA. LOOK. HE'S CHEATING ISN'T HE?

[ooc; so like. Shiki snuck out and is chilling at Konata and Taiga's place, hokai. Playing. Video games.]

A new month in this zoo, at the mercy of a pack of hyenas. And still no Ryuuji. Let me state how enthusiastic I am about the prospect.

Shiki, I think you should make me some more soup. In fact, I think that's the best idea I've heard in a long time. And I want to meet your maid now.

By the way-

Has anyone seen this girl?:


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I'm so glad we have plenty of sugar around here.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM SHIKI FOREVER]

When a guy asks a girl to do something with him, it isn't always a date.

......is it????

SHIKI! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

[ooc; Yes, switched with Shiki. Run for the hills. SHE HAS EYES OF DEATH.]

I had three glasses of tea so far today.

This puppy needs to be potty-trained. And he should control his groupie.

WHERE DID ALL THESE DUCKS COME FROM???

[ooc; links very IC 8D]

( Private )

Ryuuji.

…Ryuuji?

[panicked sounds]

How could you- how could you- l-leave me- I don’t know where I- I don’t know what-

RYUUUUUUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! YOU STUPID, WORTHLESS MONGREL! WHEN I FIND YOU, I’LL GRIND YOU UP INTO DOG MEAT!