Life on the Hollywood trail
We leave the City. Our journey is relatively uneventful until...
The tragic, tragic demise of Star Jones. Our journey continues. We pause for a little bit of shopping in the midwest, and are ambushed.
We find an abandoned couch in a ghost town somewhere near Detroit. Tom takes advantage of the situation, jumps on it, up and down, up and down, until...
That's what you get. We had enough food, but we wanted to be ridiculously prepared for everything, so Oprah went a-hunting. Unfortunately, she and Johnny had knocked back a few shots the night before, and in an attempt to kill a deer, she missed and...
We wanted to have a gravestone erected but we weren't sure which one Oprah killed. We got back to the wagon to find...
Kirstie Alley tripped and fell again. She was left behind. We made it to the fort, and a young performer caught the eye of Miss Hilton. They carried on a brief affair.
We had to leave swiftly. This sent Paris into such a depression, she called her psychiatrist...
Which led Tom to nearly shit himself to death in disapproval. Karma came back to haunt Miss Hilton, as she developed a strange burning sensation.
Suuuuuure she did. What's this about a Backstreet Boy?
She made it through the wilderness, somehow she made it through...we did eventually find her and we made it not only into Hollywood, but also, THE HALL OF FAME!