An aurora borealis of suffering

[pan2]

Just saw this teaser on the front page of a news website1:

Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak says carrying out [Saddam Hussein's] death sentence 'will explode violence like waterfalls in Iraq'.

I swear, if it's not streets running red with the blood of infidels, it's exploding waterfalls of violence.  The entire Middle East is like a bad high school

Comments

[mister_punchy]

Waterfalls explode now?

Throbbing tendrils of indecisiveness

[pan2]

Metaphors don't have to make any sense as long as they follow the pattern [adjective noun] of [noun]. Didn't you learn anything in high school?

Re: Throbbing tendrils of indecisiveness

[quantumcreep]

Crotchety yelps of elders.

Faux News

[speaks]

So far their message seems to be "they didn't win as many seats as previous 6th year elections so I don't see what all the shouting is about."

Seriously. Thats what they are saying.