In which Pan is a hardcore Nerd.
Pick 40 51 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING, have your friends guess.
1. To get control of her father's company back from a Corrupt Corporate Executive, a Mad Scientists Beautiful Daughter becomes a pink-haired Idol Singer, and her younger biological and adopted sisters become her back-up band. They all deal with a crush from the Idol Singer's boyfriend, the annoying punk band that the Corrupt Corporate Executive hired, and everyone's gigantic crazy hair. Jem and the Holograms - monarchist
2. Slacker dude from New Jersey refurbishes a Humongous Mecha from the future out of spare parts he finds in a dumpster. Aliens want to steal the mecha for their own purposes. Lots of things explode. Megas XLR - the_tonberry
3. Small, ragtag band of heroes search the oceans for ancient treasures that are needed to stop an all-consuming black sludge from devouring the world. The fact that the show never finished became a Running Gag on Cartoon Network for years. Pirates of Dark Water - the_tonberry
4. Green-skinned humans and oddly-shaped... things defend a city from megalomaniacs and pocket dimensions created by their "god''. ReBoot baconshinobi
5. Boys have messed-up adventures while having to deal with idiotic adults, pop culture parodies and weird sex acts. Features lots of swearing and snow. South Park - monarchist
6. A teenager volunteers to be tutored by a reclusive elderly billionaire, putting his social and family life on hold while avoiding questions about what they do together. Batman Beyond - the_tonberry
7. Amusing genetic copies of historical figures vie for each other's affections, and apparently John Stamos is all about helping people. Clone High - monarchist
8. Nerd gets superpowers while losing sanity. Eventually, insanity dilutes into everyone else, including the audience.
9. Egomaniacal crow-headed guy, insecure guy in hat, somehow muscular fat guy, perverted upside-down fat guy and split-personality gay guy/sociopath ride around on motorized roller blades in a world full of fanservice and horrible physics.
10. A policewoman with Alien Biology from space meets Ordinary High School Student and does Fusion Dance with him. They Fight Crime!
11. A girl prone to exposing her underwear, a snarky half-plant guy and a bunch of gun-wielding nakama try to save humanity from Japanese mythology.
12. Magical Girls beat the crap out of David Bowie and company while remaining "just good friends".
13. A girl crossdresses and enters an all-boys boarding school on the other side of the world in order to hang out with a guy she's seen on TV but never met. She doesn't do a very good job of keeping her gender a secret, accidentally makes another boy think he's gay, and somehow ends up sleeping in the same bed as said idol an improbable number of times. UST ensues. Hanazakari no Kimitachi e (HanaKimi) - monarchist
14. The only thing stopping Giant Robot Cthulhu from turning us all into cyborg zombies is one Raised By Wolves martial artist and his shining fingers. G Gundam - the_tonberry
15. Stiff and dull student is abducted by tecnicolor-haired aspiring fashion designers. Flamboyant jerkass dandy makes her his muse. The author loves Vivienne Westwood. Paradise Kiss - monarchist
16. A miner and a delinquent team up with an underage girl for the purpose of fighting a race war. Gurren Lagann - monarchist
17. High-school student prefers to remain "just friends" with hot alien girls. Tenchi Muyo! the_tonberry
18. An Unlucky Everydude accidentally becomes a Magical Database and fights crime with the help of a hot blonde CIA agent and a grumpy male NSA agent. Chuck - monarchist
19. A nerdy kitchen whiz enlists the help of everyone from dead politicians to obscure relatives to teach the viewing audience how to cook. He has a crush on a fairy in his refrigerator. Good Eats - tonks17
20. Teenagers get paid to wreak havoc on an Arizona ranch in the early '90s. Hey Dude! - monarchist
21. Two boys use USB Drives and Sharing A Body to fight a criminal organization who use similar drives. Kamen Rider W - monarchist
22. Game show where All Myths Are True and kids compete for the right to commit rob tombs, meet a talking stone head, and fail to put together a monkey statue. Legends of the Hidden Temple - monarchist
23. A man deliberately gets himself thrown in prison - after having his escape plan tattooed over his entire body. Prison Break - gravitiger
24. Two lazy, unmotivated slackers trick their drunken landlady into letting them rent a flat by pretending to be a couple, and spend their time bumming around aimlessly with their weird friends. Spaced - monarchist
25. Three prepubescent kids hunt down a world-renowned thief and her gang of cartoonish Mooks all over the world. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? - tonks17
26. Two groups of secret agents Thirty Xanatos Pileup each other to death. The presence of a woman makes them Too Dumb To Live. Spy vs Spy - the_tonberry
27. A bondage enthusiast hailing from a society composed entirely of (presumably) lesbians attempts to bring peace to the world by beating people up and subjecting them to her slightly kinky tie-up games. Wonder Woman - the_tonberry
28. The only guy in town and his monkey are dragged all the way around the world by a cloning expert and a secret agent so secret she doesn't have a name.
29. Kids fight slugs by turning into animals. Animorphs - the_tonberry
30. Six Totally Radical half-bird, half-teens are on the run from a bunch of mad scientists. Maximum Ride - monarchist
31. Thanks to a discontinued sports car, a boy nearly commits incest with his mother after teaching his father how to use violence. All their lives improve as a result. Back to the Future - tonks17
32. Five teenagers with problems waste a Saturday proving that they're even less unique than they thought. The Breakfast Club - tonks17
33. Tevye and two Americans end up on another planet, where they meet BRIAN BLESSED, Timothy Dalton, and Max von Sydow dressed as Fu Manchu.
34. A hitman attends his ten-year reunion to get back together with his high school sweetheart. Grosse Pointe Blank baconshinobi
35. A transsexual rock musician stalks her ex-boyfriend in an attempt to sue him for copyright infringement.
36. Model one-man British police force gets transferred from his crime-infested city to a town where nothing bad ever happens. His partner, a fat guy who loves Buddy Cop Shows, wants to make his life exciting again. Lots of Ho Yay ensues. Hot Fuzz - monarchist
37. A French violinist forms a rock band, pisses off all of his old friends, and gets kidnapped by an Egyptian nymphomaniac.
38. A muscle-bound scientist with a peculiar accent impregnates himself. His nipples become very sensitive. And he could not have done a worse job picking the other parent, even though there is attraction between them. Junior - monarchist
39. A sad sack grows a plant that feeds on blood. It takes place in a Crapsack World. Little Shop of Horrors - monarchist
40. Vampires terrorize a boardwalk like an MTV music video. Disaffected Teen saves mother from obsessive nocturnal video store owner. Billy Idol tries to seduce Jim Morrison. The Lost Boys - monarchist
41. Emotionally abused six-year old starts attends a school where the principal emotionally abuses everyone. Hilarity Ensues. Matilda - tonks17
42. Some plonker reads a kissing book to his grandson. The Princess Bride - monarchist
43. A bunch of nerds play practical jokes on each other and their professor, though the latter quickly becomes Serious Business. With the help of a super-smart hermit and copious amounts of popcorn, they save the day.
44. Two slackers discover that the dead have risen and decide to go to the pub. Shaun of the Dead - monarchist
45. A Brit with a carrot fetish has numerous gunfights with a father of one over a baby.
46. Boy joins the army so he can visit new places, see lots of bugs, and kill them. Almost everyone in the film is so obscenely handsome or pretty as to be sickening.
47. Washed-up actors discover that people they never expected to meet love their work a bit too much IN SPACE! Galaxy Quest - the_tonberry
48. A band consisting of a blue haired childish Casanova and both eyes pressed into his head, a Satanist who owns Satan's own bass (El Diablo), a 15 year old Japanese Super Soldier and a drummer who has been possessed by multiple spirits. Gorillaz - the_tonberry
49. The old friend gets hysterically laughed at, tied up, and even assaulted by a badger in the course of solving crimes with logic and really dramatic pointing. Perfect Prosecutor - monarchist
50. Cockfighting with superpowers Pokemon - the_tonberry
51. Three teenagers hunt aliens in a world crawling with Face Full Of Alien Wing Wong. Ben10: Alien Force - monarchist
Good luck!
1. To get control of her father's company back from a Corrupt Corporate Executive, a Mad Scientists Beautiful Daughter becomes a pink-haired Idol Singer, and her younger biological and adopted sisters become her back-up band. They all deal with a crush from the Idol Singer's boyfriend, the annoying punk band that the Corrupt Corporate Executive hired, and everyone's gigantic crazy hair. Jem and the Holograms - monarchist
2. Slacker dude from New Jersey refurbishes a Humongous Mecha from the future out of spare parts he finds in a dumpster. Aliens want to steal the mecha for their own purposes. Lots of things explode. Megas XLR - the_tonberry
3. Small, ragtag band of heroes search the oceans for ancient treasures that are needed to stop an all-consuming black sludge from devouring the world. The fact that the show never finished became a Running Gag on Cartoon Network for years. Pirates of Dark Water - the_tonberry
4. Green-skinned humans and oddly-shaped... things defend a city from megalomaniacs and pocket dimensions created by their "god''. ReBoot baconshinobi
5. Boys have messed-up adventures while having to deal with idiotic adults, pop culture parodies and weird sex acts. Features lots of swearing and snow. South Park - monarchist
6. A teenager volunteers to be tutored by a reclusive elderly billionaire, putting his social and family life on hold while avoiding questions about what they do together. Batman Beyond - the_tonberry
7. Amusing genetic copies of historical figures vie for each other's affections, and apparently John Stamos is all about helping people. Clone High - monarchist
8. Nerd gets superpowers while losing sanity. Eventually, insanity dilutes into everyone else, including the audience.
9. Egomaniacal crow-headed guy, insecure guy in hat, somehow muscular fat guy, perverted upside-down fat guy and split-personality gay guy/sociopath ride around on motorized roller blades in a world full of fanservice and horrible physics.
10. A policewoman with Alien Biology from space meets Ordinary High School Student and does Fusion Dance with him. They Fight Crime!
11. A girl prone to exposing her underwear, a snarky half-plant guy and a bunch of gun-wielding nakama try to save humanity from Japanese mythology.
12. Magical Girls beat the crap out of David Bowie and company while remaining "just good friends".
13. A girl crossdresses and enters an all-boys boarding school on the other side of the world in order to hang out with a guy she's seen on TV but never met. She doesn't do a very good job of keeping her gender a secret, accidentally makes another boy think he's gay, and somehow ends up sleeping in the same bed as said idol an improbable number of times. UST ensues. Hanazakari no Kimitachi e (HanaKimi) - monarchist
14. The only thing stopping Giant Robot Cthulhu from turning us all into cyborg zombies is one Raised By Wolves martial artist and his shining fingers. G Gundam - the_tonberry
15. Stiff and dull student is abducted by tecnicolor-haired aspiring fashion designers. Flamboyant jerkass dandy makes her his muse. The author loves Vivienne Westwood. Paradise Kiss - monarchist
16. A miner and a delinquent team up with an underage girl for the purpose of fighting a race war. Gurren Lagann - monarchist
17. High-school student prefers to remain "just friends" with hot alien girls. Tenchi Muyo! the_tonberry
18. An Unlucky Everydude accidentally becomes a Magical Database and fights crime with the help of a hot blonde CIA agent and a grumpy male NSA agent. Chuck - monarchist
19. A nerdy kitchen whiz enlists the help of everyone from dead politicians to obscure relatives to teach the viewing audience how to cook. He has a crush on a fairy in his refrigerator. Good Eats - tonks17
20. Teenagers get paid to wreak havoc on an Arizona ranch in the early '90s. Hey Dude! - monarchist
21. Two boys use USB Drives and Sharing A Body to fight a criminal organization who use similar drives. Kamen Rider W - monarchist
22. Game show where All Myths Are True and kids compete for the right to commit rob tombs, meet a talking stone head, and fail to put together a monkey statue. Legends of the Hidden Temple - monarchist
23. A man deliberately gets himself thrown in prison - after having his escape plan tattooed over his entire body. Prison Break - gravitiger
24. Two lazy, unmotivated slackers trick their drunken landlady into letting them rent a flat by pretending to be a couple, and spend their time bumming around aimlessly with their weird friends. Spaced - monarchist
25. Three prepubescent kids hunt down a world-renowned thief and her gang of cartoonish Mooks all over the world. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? - tonks17
26. Two groups of secret agents Thirty Xanatos Pileup each other to death. The presence of a woman makes them Too Dumb To Live. Spy vs Spy - the_tonberry
27. A bondage enthusiast hailing from a society composed entirely of (presumably) lesbians attempts to bring peace to the world by beating people up and subjecting them to her slightly kinky tie-up games. Wonder Woman - the_tonberry
28. The only guy in town and his monkey are dragged all the way around the world by a cloning expert and a secret agent so secret she doesn't have a name.
29. Kids fight slugs by turning into animals. Animorphs - the_tonberry
30. Six Totally Radical half-bird, half-teens are on the run from a bunch of mad scientists. Maximum Ride - monarchist
31. Thanks to a discontinued sports car, a boy nearly commits incest with his mother after teaching his father how to use violence. All their lives improve as a result. Back to the Future - tonks17
32. Five teenagers with problems waste a Saturday proving that they're even less unique than they thought. The Breakfast Club - tonks17
33. Tevye and two Americans end up on another planet, where they meet BRIAN BLESSED, Timothy Dalton, and Max von Sydow dressed as Fu Manchu.
34. A hitman attends his ten-year reunion to get back together with his high school sweetheart. Grosse Pointe Blank baconshinobi
35. A transsexual rock musician stalks her ex-boyfriend in an attempt to sue him for copyright infringement.
36. Model one-man British police force gets transferred from his crime-infested city to a town where nothing bad ever happens. His partner, a fat guy who loves Buddy Cop Shows, wants to make his life exciting again. Lots of Ho Yay ensues. Hot Fuzz - monarchist
37. A French violinist forms a rock band, pisses off all of his old friends, and gets kidnapped by an Egyptian nymphomaniac.
38. A muscle-bound scientist with a peculiar accent impregnates himself. His nipples become very sensitive. And he could not have done a worse job picking the other parent, even though there is attraction between them. Junior - monarchist
39. A sad sack grows a plant that feeds on blood. It takes place in a Crapsack World. Little Shop of Horrors - monarchist
40. Vampires terrorize a boardwalk like an MTV music video. Disaffected Teen saves mother from obsessive nocturnal video store owner. Billy Idol tries to seduce Jim Morrison. The Lost Boys - monarchist
41. Emotionally abused six-year old starts attends a school where the principal emotionally abuses everyone. Hilarity Ensues. Matilda - tonks17
42. Some plonker reads a kissing book to his grandson. The Princess Bride - monarchist
43. A bunch of nerds play practical jokes on each other and their professor, though the latter quickly becomes Serious Business. With the help of a super-smart hermit and copious amounts of popcorn, they save the day.
44. Two slackers discover that the dead have risen and decide to go to the pub. Shaun of the Dead - monarchist
45. A Brit with a carrot fetish has numerous gunfights with a father of one over a baby.
46. Boy joins the army so he can visit new places, see lots of bugs, and kill them. Almost everyone in the film is so obscenely handsome or pretty as to be sickening.
47. Washed-up actors discover that people they never expected to meet love their work a bit too much IN SPACE! Galaxy Quest - the_tonberry
48. A band consisting of a blue haired childish Casanova and both eyes pressed into his head, a Satanist who owns Satan's own bass (El Diablo), a 15 year old Japanese Super Soldier and a drummer who has been possessed by multiple spirits. Gorillaz - the_tonberry
49. The old friend gets hysterically laughed at, tied up, and even assaulted by a badger in the course of solving crimes with logic and really dramatic pointing. Perfect Prosecutor - monarchist
50. Cockfighting with superpowers Pokemon - the_tonberry
51. Three teenagers hunt aliens in a world crawling with Face Full Of Alien Wing Wong. Ben10: Alien Force - monarchist
Good luck!