Oh, man, I am one tired little chump. I'm making a mix for the Frenchman called Bippy's Jams. Ohohoho...I'm on fire. Umm...basically, your mother. Nothing exciting has happened in my life, except that my punishment has run out and Martin is allowed in the house again. Ten million cheers!
Great Scott! I must go market myself to colleges.

A quick recap of my evening, just so I don't forget how glad I am to have been able to spend my night here, rather than hanging out with people from last year who are all gathered at some cool soiree ( Read more... )

Uhhhhhhhh....blah, said toad ( Read more... )

SO FULL OF FOOD.

Oh and if anyone knows where my snowpants are please let me know. They seem to have run off, the little blighters.

I have done nothing all day. Literally nothing. Actually, that's a lie as I did eat some pancakes and stare at the wall a lot. Oh and I accidentally left some dark chocolate where Ethel could get it, and she did, and then she went off somewhere for about four hours. Needless to say, I spent most of that time sitting very still in a morose state ( Read more... )

Just recovering from the lovely Christmas Day shinny hockey with family. (Skippy wanted to enforce some family fun. For his philosophy on fun, see above quote. Yes, my own father did actually say that.) Anyway, HAPPY CHRISTMAS! BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN BECAUSE OF COURSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE ( Read more... )

that little face does little justice to my intense state of boredom. i'm typing up my college essay, which is about this really obscure experience that i had when i was about six. i was trying to surf down the playground slide on my feet, and i later realized that i'm really weird. the end. ok, and i've been so lazy today that i think i am now ( Read more... )

the above quote is something that i overheard on the train to the city today. soon afterward, the conversers started reminiscing about their days at rumsey by singing the school song. i couldn't decide between disgust and amusement, and in the end went with a combination of the two in which i giggled while scowling ( Read more... )

Tonight I sat on some babies for a long while--like, five hours--during which I was subjected to Animal Planet and then Degrassi, and attempted to design a functional library for my Bennington supplement. For those of you who somehow didn't manage to catch tonight's Degrassi, it was kind of like this: SEX! CHRISTIANS! CHRISTIANS FINDING JESUS ( Read more... )

um...i'm pretty much the tiredest kid in the whole world ( Read more... )