As I've been watching the last few weeks of postseason games, it's seemed to me that big Buff is most fond/protective of his much smaller line mate Kaner. Run w/ that, anons!
That's a LOLarious size difference there. Would Kane be into it? Or more like "You're great, but, um...I think you'd kind of break me, you know?". Ahahha! I can see one of them confiding just that in an awkward teammate (Keith? Tazer?).
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anonymous
June 3 2010, 17:19:35 UTC
That video with Bufuglien and Walter the dog has planted him firmly in Asexual Territory in my mind but I couldn't get this out of my head.Ninety-eight percent of the time Jonathan exemplifies the Captain Marvelous moniker but every once in a while he says something that makes his snooty prep school background pretty obvious. "He's, like, twice your size on a light day, how would that even work
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anonymous
June 3 2010, 17:28:46 UTC
"Captain Asshole" <3
Okay, so I'm a total fan of the Kane/Toews romantic pairing, but holy crap, that was some awesome Kaner/Tazer buddy-relationship right there. And yeah, I'm right there with you on the 'unable to comprehend the combination of Byfuglien and sex' thing, but you handled it in a way that made it a total non-issue to my enjoyment of the story. Yay!
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anonymous
June 3 2010, 17:54:44 UTC
OMFG. Anon, you are awesome & amazing. And kind of psychic - beacuse when I posted this prompt, I had the phrase "how would that even work?" playing in my head. Ahahahah!
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PS. In my head, Captain Asshole is now Kane's canon mental title for Jonny whenever he's irked @ him.
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anonymous
June 4 2010, 01:02:10 UTC
OMG I'm obsessed. I'm don't particularly care one way or another about either of them, but now I kind of...ship it? Yep. Ship it. LOL, but really, this was so good.
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anonymous
June 5 2010, 03:38:36 UTC
Love this so much! The banter is what made it for me. Absolutely hilarious. You should write a whole series of Toews and Kane pranking and teasing eachother.
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Okay, so I'm a total fan of the Kane/Toews romantic pairing, but holy crap, that was some awesome Kaner/Tazer buddy-relationship right there. And yeah, I'm right there with you on the 'unable to comprehend the combination of Byfuglien and sex' thing, but you handled it in a way that made it a total non-issue to my enjoyment of the story. Yay!
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PS. In my head, Captain Asshole is now Kane's canon mental title for Jonny whenever he's irked @ him.
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Some day I will write a normal pairing. Maybe even something I ship.
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