"I think Mary's on the rag ... yikes"

HAHAHAHA oh Vanessa

Getting out of bed this morning was a mistake.

I ... think ... that that counts as a slap in the face.

Well fuck you.

You just don't do that.

Dear Mom:

Shut. Up.
Happy Mother's Day!

Leave. Me. Alone.

I hope someone puts you in your place dickweeds.

Rules of house parties:
NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE TO GET LAID, IF YOU"RE LEAVING A STRANGER IN CHARGE.
- You are not allowed to have another party again.
*sigh.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I hate you ( Read more... )

I run around in circles for you.
And you know it.
You do nothing about it, but use it.

We are unbalanced.
You don't think I know we're unbalanced?

I know you don't mean it.
Say it anyway.

Who the hell would wear white pants?
Where would you wipe your hands then?

How do you screw a cop?
Dial 911 and they come.
:)

And YOU?
I'm so PISSED at you right now.
How could you leave me beind?
All I want right now, is for you to have taken me with you.