I shaved my arms today!! -rubs- No more hairy!! =DD

Stolen from guy on LJ:

Fascinating conspirary theory fodder: what if proof of life outside this planet does exist, but the government keeps it secret solely because of the effect it would have on the church?Hmmm... interesting... It makes sence in a weird way, huh? O.o ( Read more... )

W00T!! I beat my old record of 5 entries in one day!!
Go me!! This will be entry number 7 and it's only 11:06PM!! XDD;;

I r t3h 733t d0rk!! PH33R M3!!! 1 W177 F700D UR FR31ND5 P/\G3!!!

"I was having phone sex with my girlfriend and got the receiver stuck in my ass. I called the operator, but they said, "Sir, we cannot help you. Please, stop calling us. You need a plumber." So, I called a plumber. I told him I was having phone sex with my girlfriend and got the receiver stuck in my ass. The plumber said, "Well, gee, I can barely ( Read more... )

What's so wrong with Fried Oreos?

They're good.

-nibbles away- ;__;

Much thanks to Yomi[<3] for pointing out to me an easier way of seeing how many posts I've made.

<---Stupid XDD;;

I'm bored, so I just checked.

I've had this journal for 7 months and I've posted 175 times!!! =D

-throws confetti-

This one makes 176 btw =3

I'm such a moron ( Read more... )

"Here's a fun word:
Idiot... noun... You!"