Fuckin' monkeys...

On another note ( Read more... )

House of Wax ( Read more... )

LOVE TO WORK ON WEEKENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see as many movies as I once did. Years of working at a theatre did not really impact my appreciation of the form but it has made it impossible for me to watch a movie with a roomful of others because my desire to snuff them from existence for mouth breathing, talking, sniffling, snorting, laughing, rummaging in candy boxes and popcorn bags ( Read more... )

Lemurs made off with my will to live today...

I think it was lemurs, anyway.

I know it's only a half day, but why must I work 1-5 every Sunday? Clearly I'm not generating income for the business as I sit updating my page, but since there are NO customers in sight, the utility of financially bullying me into sitting at work for four hours seems counterproductive from a managerial standpoint. It seems like I shouldn't bitch ( Read more... )

Poverty ( Read more... )

Normally I'm more of a cranky panda, but today I am officially sad because I have to have my black lab of almost 12 years put down. I had long ago decided that my cynical candy shell was proof against almost any emotional hazard (friends don't call anymore... eh, parents mad... eh, girl doesn't like me... eh, pope dies... eh, out of Mountain Dew ( Read more... )