MJ is dead, misanthropy still rules, and I'm an artisté again.

Jun 27, 2009 10:35

Michael Jackson is not to be buried or cremated; instead, his body will be recycled as shopping bags. This way he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous to small children, even in death.

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Chris:
I'm just mad every time Americans, in general, get up in arms about helping people win their rights when people are still homeless, barely surviving below the "poverty level," and LGBTQ citizens still don't have basic rights.

Raymond:
indeed...we forgot long ago the "fix yourself before you fix others" principle.

Chris:
It just infuriates me that people want to help some third-world bastards who not too long ago were a nuclear threat...and then turn around and say, "No, god damnit, you can't get married."

It's so hard for me to feel anything; I'm usually so damned apathetic. But this? Frustration galore.

Raymond:
You're destined for politics, my friend.

Chris:
Hah

I'm destined to be the number one enemy of every peace-loving yuppie out there.

I mean, no, America isn't that great. Not nearly as great as everyone says it is.

But I still love it. :|

Why should I care about Iran?

Raymond:
For the same reason every republican asshole with investments in oil cares about any dirthole in the middle east?

Chris:
Well, if they had something to gain, it wouldn't surprise me.

Capitalism FTW.

But these are just average people who think stupid, utopian things.

Raymond:
mmhm

Personally, I'm okay with a painless supervirus that would knock out a little over two-thirds of the world's human population...Does that make me a bad person?

Chris:
Nope

Raymond:
It's going to happen somehow...I just prefer painless methods.

Chris:
We're inevitably going to kill ourselves

It's why misanthropy is best

I bid you adieu. There's a lunch out there with my name on it.
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