shaving is lame

[pandamannoah]

I just shaved my very thick beard with a single blade disposable bic razor. actually it was the walgreens brand. anyway that was painful and now my face is bloody. it took a long time and i realized after the first few strokes that it was a really bad idea but i had to do it anyway because i started already. yeah note to self dont do that again.

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[followingdays]

i learned this in 9th or tenth grade. gellette mach 3 is the only way to go.... if you're going to shave at all.... which you shouldn't and you know it. it's like the time junior year lucas came up to us and was like "dude don't masturbate with soap as a lubricant... it makes all these little cuts on your dick" and we were like "dude we know"

[pleaseology]

its not really like that at all.