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Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...
1)Name: Renee
A girl with a great ass.
Look at that renee, what an ass, i'd like to spank that.
2) Your age: 20
location or current status/activity
what's your 20, fool
3) One of your friends: Kenny. (Since most of these are South Park definitions, I'll list all of them that aren't, followed by their rated votes. You decide.)
the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis (478+/279-)
one with a small tiny penis... skinny in width and unimpressive. (48+/32-)
a term used to describe a bowel movement (57+/47-)
a hot, hardworking, strong guy (1+/3-)
a fat balding man sometimes found in nightspots trying to reclaim his youth (12+/25-)
a large penis with 2 relatively large testicles (60+/98-)
a synonym for a mexican (26+/70-)
a verb meaning to overshadow or stand above (44+/198-)
4) What should you be doing? Your mom.
A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"
You: "About as long as your mom."
5) Favorite Food? bologna
Cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.
Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?
6) Hometown? Downriver.
An area south of Detroit, categorized by goth kids, obese people and collar poppers. These kids get beat up when they go out into the rest of the world. The only kids who survive are the ones who are on myspace.
"Yo, that beatdown was Downriver as fuck."
7) Middle name? Marie
The universal female middle name.
8) Car you drive? Malibu
To perform the Malibu a person must insert there pinky finger into the anal cavity while using there thumb to stimulate the clitoris. As the thumb reaches maximum velocity it is recomended that the user states enthusiastically "Sweeeeeeeeet!" This move is energetic and entertaining for both partners and while similar to the ever popular "shocker" its complete and utter disregard for the vagina keeps the body guessing. Named and inspired by the Greatest American Gladiator to ever tease a mane of fabulous blonde hair, Malibu, we hope you enjoy this amazing new move!!
9) Last person you talked to on the phone? Judy
Respectful euphemism for female pubic region and genitalia.
She went to the spa and got her Judy waxed.
10) Your last name?: brown
"Brown" can mean quite a few things in the world of Ween. But for now, we'll just say it represents something that is fairly bodacious.
Did you hear that new Ween album? It's totally brown.
11) Birthplace? Wyandotte
A suburb of Detroit. Often referred to as "the dirtydotte" or the "crimedotte", because of how many OG's, gangsters, gangstas, crooks and other people that think they are hood that live here.
1)Name: Renee
A girl with a great ass.
Look at that renee, what an ass, i'd like to spank that.
2) Your age: 20
location or current status/activity
what's your 20, fool
3) One of your friends: Kenny. (Since most of these are South Park definitions, I'll list all of them that aren't, followed by their rated votes. You decide.)
the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis (478+/279-)
one with a small tiny penis... skinny in width and unimpressive. (48+/32-)
a term used to describe a bowel movement (57+/47-)
a hot, hardworking, strong guy (1+/3-)
a fat balding man sometimes found in nightspots trying to reclaim his youth (12+/25-)
a large penis with 2 relatively large testicles (60+/98-)
a synonym for a mexican (26+/70-)
a verb meaning to overshadow or stand above (44+/198-)
4) What should you be doing? Your mom.
A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"
You: "About as long as your mom."
5) Favorite Food? bologna
Cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.
Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?
6) Hometown? Downriver.
An area south of Detroit, categorized by goth kids, obese people and collar poppers. These kids get beat up when they go out into the rest of the world. The only kids who survive are the ones who are on myspace.
"Yo, that beatdown was Downriver as fuck."
7) Middle name? Marie
The universal female middle name.
8) Car you drive? Malibu
To perform the Malibu a person must insert there pinky finger into the anal cavity while using there thumb to stimulate the clitoris. As the thumb reaches maximum velocity it is recomended that the user states enthusiastically "Sweeeeeeeeet!" This move is energetic and entertaining for both partners and while similar to the ever popular "shocker" its complete and utter disregard for the vagina keeps the body guessing. Named and inspired by the Greatest American Gladiator to ever tease a mane of fabulous blonde hair, Malibu, we hope you enjoy this amazing new move!!
9) Last person you talked to on the phone? Judy
Respectful euphemism for female pubic region and genitalia.
She went to the spa and got her Judy waxed.
10) Your last name?: brown
"Brown" can mean quite a few things in the world of Ween. But for now, we'll just say it represents something that is fairly bodacious.
Did you hear that new Ween album? It's totally brown.
11) Birthplace? Wyandotte
A suburb of Detroit. Often referred to as "the dirtydotte" or the "crimedotte", because of how many OG's, gangsters, gangstas, crooks and other people that think they are hood that live here.