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Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Maybe if I smoked one right before I said I would go the rest of my life without one... otherwise I would always ponder what my last encounter could have been like.
Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot to you?
I don't remember who I last held hands with, so I guess not... haha.
Is there someone that you will never stop loving?
Your mom.
Do you plan on moving out within the next year or two?
Yes, actually, September 2009 I'm moving back to Michigan.
Are you mean?
Probably about half of the time.
Where is your number one person on your friends list?
At work for 45 more minutes. That hoe never called me back...!
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Thursday I got a hug from Devry.
When was the last time you talked to your number 1?
About 3PM or so my time.
Is it cute when guys kiss you on the forehead?
I would rather be kissed on the mouth sucka. Cut to the point.
Is there a girl/guy that knows everything or almost everything about you?
I think Adam and Seth probably know more about me than any other guy would care to know... I am almost certain. Renee Simler knows more about me than I know about myself, and Kristen Mercer is like a looking glass into my soul, basically.
Has anyone ever crawled through your window?
Newsflash: Renee's mortuary bedroom does not HAVE a window.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
I seriously feel like I just did this survey.
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
It's a safe bet.
Your number one on myspace - what do they mean to you?
She's my sister. I would take a bullet for her. I would take a few, in fact. I would let her use me as a human shield.
Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Sure.
Have you ever felt replaced?
Oh yeah, especially since I started living here. It's not true for all of my friends... but there are some key friends that are real panda jerks.
Are you listening to music right now?
No. I'm working. At 7PM. Go figure.
Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
I'm comfortable with a lot of things, yeah.
How is life going for you right now?
It's going pretty well.
What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
"WHY IS THE PHONE RINGING>?@!WQ>@:L!"
What are you wearing right now?
My work outfit since I am in fact at work.
Do you think you are a freak?
Kinda... everybody's a little bit freaky. :)
What pisses you off the most?
Weird shit, like when you erase stuff off the whiteboard and leave marker dust or a fraction of one of the letters... or when you are writing a letter on blank computer paper and your sentences slowly begin to run diagonally across the page... or when people cut me off when I'm driving... or when hot air is blowing in my face... or when people talk condescendingly to disabled people so that they think that they're being friendly when in fact they are being assholes. Oddly enough, that summarizes my entire day. :)
Last thing you questioned yourself on?
I am wearing jelly shoes at work right now... they look surprisingly not like I'm a seven year old. They look rather SOPHIS', if you get my lingo. The coagulated-blood-colored nail polish helps.
Where do you want to be at a year from now?
Michigan, with an apprenticeship.
What do you do to relieve stress?
Rub my shoulders.
Have you ever read the book "The Notebook"?
No, I watched the movie more or less against my will and liked it fractionally.
Have you ever bobbed for apples?
When I was in sixth grade. That's a fact.
Have you ever thought you could do a better job at being president?
I'm an idiot. I can't even run my bank account, let alone the country. Although, I imagine Bush started out the same way, judging by our deficit.
One thing you did today you shouldn't have?
Took notes in Funeral Directing. My wrist hurts real bad.
Do people hate you?
They're drinking Haterade.
This time last year, what was your love life like?
Actually, this time last year I was pissed off because I got played like a flute by some faggot at City Club with a small penis and a Jew fro.
Have you ever had a serious conversation with your dad?
Yeah! I talked to him last night about the future ahead of me.
Hook-up or the whole relationship thing?
Relationship. Duh.
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Why wouldn't they? I'm fucking awesome. And if you don't think so, you're stupid anyway.
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
Yeah, it's all in the past.
When will your next kiss be?
Maybe next weekend :)
Can you recall the last time you liked someone?
Right now. Shit, son.
Would you call yourself smart?
I do pretty well for myself.
Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
I have and I would definitely again.
Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
Marshall because he's still fucking here. Rofl.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Perhaps not.
What was the last thing you bought?
Three cans of tuna fish and a carton of OJ.
How many hours did you sleep last night?
Sevenish.
Does anyone call you boo?
Kenny does sometimes and it makes me EXTREMELY happy every time.
Do you have any bruises?
Maybe one or two. I inexplicably wake up with them all the time ever since I moved here. I think I sleepwalk... creepy.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
Definitely not... the world is full of hatred and spite and unless you're a superhero, you will get a dose of it.
Who's the last person you wrestled with?
Your mom.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Fall.
That's it?? Bummer.