September Twitfic
This is twitfic from both the monthly twitfic challenge and from various prompts. Mostly Supernatural, with a bonus Boondock Saints twitfic at the end. :)
It's the Thought That Counts
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam blinked down at the candy bar, then up at Gabriel. “Chocolate?”
Gabriel shrugged. “I’m allergic to roses.”
~*~
Irony
(gen, G)
Lucifer is amused when he finds out about angel food cake, but he’s unsurprised when it tastes like ash to him.
~*~
Forget Me Not
(gen, G)
The doctors had said it might happen. But it still hurts beyond measure when Dean remembers Lisa, but not him or Sam.
~*~
Too Much of a Good Thing
(gen, RPS, G)
Jared eyes the mass of feathers at their feet. "Maybe we went too far...?"
Misha scoffs and kicks at Jensen's wing. "No such thing."
~*~
Pop Culture
(gen, G)
"Cas, for the last time, there is no glitter on the floor," Dean sighed.
Cas tilted his head. "But Ke$ha said..." Dean rolled his eyes.
"It's a song, Cas. It's not reality."
Sam looked up. "Tik tok, Dean."
Castiel beamed at him. "Exactly!"
"I hate you guys," Dean grumbled.
~*~
So, What Am I, Chopped Liver?
(Sam/Gabriel, PG)
"He didn't mean it."
"I know."
"Then why did you turn him into chopped liver?"
"Is he interrupting, again?"
"Er...no."
"That's why."
"Oh. ...Oh!"
~*~
Just In Case
(gen, Star Trek fusion, G)
"Why are you studying the locals' physiology, Captain?"
Dean jumped. "Oh, Cas. Hey. Uh, I was just, um, making sure I was familiar with their physiology, in case something...happened. You know."
Castiel raised an eyebrow. "I'm sure, Captain."
~*~
Angelnip Series
Angel Magnetism
(Dean/Angels, PG)
"Will someone please tell me why every single angel we meet wants a piece of my ass?!"
"Your sparkling personality?"
"Shut up, Sam."
Persistence
(Dean/Michael, PG)
Dean slapped Michael's hand away. "Seriously. Who told them I was angelnip?"
Sam just snickered.
"Oh, shut up, bitch."
Slap.
"Fffft. Jerk."
"I hate you."
~*~
Crazy In Love
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Dean fussed with his black tie, but stilled when Cas glared at him. He sighed. The things he did for love.
~*~
Slow Steps
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Despite how brazen and flashy Gabriel is in all other areas, make a single romantic gesture and the archangel clams right up. It's frustrating and slightly endearing, but Sam keeps trying. Gabriel hardly ever flinches when he takes his hand, anymore and he's working up to a hug.
~*~
Pride Goeth Before the Fall
(Michael/Lucifer, G)
Lucifer scoffs when Michael comes out w/ skis. "You pansy," he says. He pushes off on his snowboard, falls and Michael laughs.
~*~
Why?
(gen, G)
"Dean, why do birds--"
"Because Dad told them to."
"Oh. Okay."
A beat of silence.
"Dean, why do--"
"Just because."
"Oh."
~*~
Breakfast in Bed
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Saturday morning, Dean woke to pancakes, bacon and strong coffee. "I hope it is satisfactory," Castiel said. Dean grinned.
~*~
Always Be Prepared
(Sam/Castiel, G)
"AHCHOOO!"
Cas sighed. "What is it this time?" he asked.
Sam pointed at the daisies. "Sorry," he said.
Cas just pulled out another package of kleenex.
~*~
Bickering Series
(Gabriel/Crowley, G)
Walk the Dog
"Your turn to walk the dog."
"I walked him yesterday."
"He doesn't like me."
"I'll give you chocolate."
"Oh, fine."
Taking Out The Trash
"I did it last week."
"I've got deals to oversee."
"You're just a no-good demon."
"You're a lazy archangel."
"I have to walk the dog."
"You don't love me anymore."
"You only love your candy."
"Well, you...Argh."
"Hah, I win. Now take out the trash."
~*~
Heat
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Dean rolled his eyes and shoved Gabriel at his shivering brother. "Dude, just use the mini space heater." Sam scowled, but tugged Gabe close.
~*~
In Truth
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam smiled slightly as Gabriel swayed. For a creature that supposedly didn't need sleep, he was doing a fair approximation of exhaustion.
~*~
The Point Is
(Dean/Castiel, PG)
Dean rolled his eyes and pulled Cas back under the covers. "The point of a bed is to sleep, dude."
"I thought it was--"
"The other point."
~*~
Slinky
(gen, G)
Castiel watched the narrow coil arch down the stairs. "Fascinating," he said before getting up to retrieve the toy.
~*~
Family Reunion
(gen, G)
Gabriel looked from brother to brother (to brother to brother to brother to sister...) and said, "Well, this is awkward."
~*~
For Your Entertainment
(gen, G)
Sam watched, wide-eyed, as Gabriel worked the guy over. "Now that's entertainment!" The Trickster said.
~*~
Don't Quit Your Night Job
(Dean/Castiel, G)
"What's this?" Dean asked.
"My day job," Cas told him.
Dean looked at the rubber duck and just nodded.
~*~
Puppy
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam blinked down at the creature. "It's a puppy," he said.
Gabriel huffed. "It was lonely and reminded me of you," he mumbled.
~*~
MyAngel.com
(gen, PG)
Sam blinked at the laptop screen. "Dean?" he called out. "Did you show Cas MySpace?"
"No," Dean answered, poking his head out of the bathroom. "Isn't that the porn site thing?"
Sam just sighed and closed the tab.
~*~
Classic
(gen, PG)
Dean woke to the smooth strains of a full orchestra. "What the hell is this?" he grumbled, reaching under his seat.
"It's Bach," Sam said. Dean rolled his eyes.
"Classical," he muttered. "Well, here's some rock." And he pushed the tape in.
~*~
Consequences
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
"You look like a giant feather duster, dude."
Dean rolled his eyes. "Thank you, Captain Obvious. Now call your boyfriend and make him take them back," he growled.
~*~
Twu Wuv
(Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, PG)
"Dearly beloved, we gather here today to celebra--oof!" Sam glared at Gabriel, but the archangel just rolled his eyes. "Dearly beloved," he started again. "We gather here to bemoan the thickness of our brothers' skulls and wish that they'd just get it on already, as we're dying of sugar overload, which is saying a lot for me." Sam sighed.
~*~
Mirror, Mirror
(gen, G)
Gabriel held up a hand mirror then nodded sagely as the glass cracked. "Yeah, that's a face only a mother could love," he said, snapping the mirror away. Dean just glared at him.
~*~
Poor Planning
(gen, G)
"So, what's for dinner?" Sam asked, sitting on the log next to Dean.
"I dunno. What'd you bring?" Sam blinked.
"You were in charge of the food, Dean."
Dean frowned, then shrugged. "Peanut M&Ms, then?"
~*~
Semantics
(Bobby/Crowley, PG)
"You used tongue first," Bobby said.
Crowley frowned. "That was five years ago, oldtimer." Bobby smacked him.
"I know that!" he said. "I'm just sayin', is all."
The demon rolled his eyes. "Well, then, work on your timing."
~*~
Efficiency
(Dean/Castiel, PG)
"And this is the most efficient way of doing this?" Castiel asks.
Dean nods and pushes the trenchcoat back into the water. "Oh, yeah," he says. "Definitely." And if he has his way, Castiel won't ever find out about washing machines and he'll be able to see him shirtless at least once a week.
~*~
Well-Meaning
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Dean lay back on the bed and tried to ignore his growling stomach. When the light rustle of wings came from somewhere to his right, he cracked one eye open. "Hey, Cas," he muttered. Castiel considered him, head tilted slightly.
"You are not well," he said.
Dean grimaced. "I'm hungry," he said.
The angel thought. "Then I will go and get you some sustenance," he said before flying off. Dean blinked at the ceiling and hoped that the angel didn't come back with a salad or something.
~*~
Pros and Cons of Headaches
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Of all the things that had happened since he'd become fully human, Castiel thought that he disliked headaches the most. The light hurt, even when turned down low, sounds jarred his whole head and his thoughts felt like they were being pushed through molasses. Altogether, the worst he'd ever felt. Dean, at least, was being extremely considerate and understanding, fetching water and pills upon request and doing his best to make sure Castiel was relatively comfortable. Up to and including just laying for long periods of time with the former angel's head tucked under his chin.
For all that Castiel disliked headaches, he had to admit there were some perks to the pain.
~*~
The Plan
(gen, G)
"You want to what?" Sam asked, gaping at his brother.
"Get Cas," Dean said.
"Dean, that's kidnapping an angel. There are laws against that!"
Dean arched an eyebrow. "Your point?"
Sam deflated. "Fine. What's your plan?"
Dean grinned. "Well."
~*~
The Angel
(gen, G)
Sam leaned back against the cushions. "Other friends have flown before. On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before."
Then the angel said, "Nevermore."
~*~
Sorta-Kinda-Not-Really
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Gabriel grinned and nudged Cas, pointing across the park. "There's your boyfriend, Casanova." Cas flushed.
"He's not my boyfriend," he muttered. Gabriel rolled his eyes.
"You spend three periods a day just looking at each other and Sam says he hasn't had a girlfriend in at least two months."
"Doesn't make him my boyfriend," Cas said before Dean got close enough to hear.
"Hey, Cas!" the other junior said.
"Hello, Dean," Cas said.
"Boyfriend," Gabriel muttered in Cas' ear.
Dean just looked on, confused, when Cas went bright red and started stuttering.
~*~
A Different Look
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam shook his head. "Nope. Not a good look for you."
Gabriel huffed, glaring at the trenchcoat. "I'm going to kill Castiel."
~*~
Don't Say a Word
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
"Adios. Ciao. Adieu. Sayonara."
"Gabriel."
The archangel sighed. "I don't want to say it."
Sam pulled him close. "Then don't."
~*~
Through Space and Time
(Sam/Gabriel, Doctor Who fusion, G)
Sam peered out of the window of the TARDIS. "So, where are we?"
Gabriel grinned at him. "Kansas. 1774."
~*~
Life's a Game
(Sam/Gabriel, PG)
Then: "So. Monopoly or Life?" "Life!"
Now: "You can't have kids if you marry a guy, Gabe! And no sex changes!" "Spoilsport."
~*~
Can't Shake It
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam grinned down at the archangel on his chest. "So, archangels don't sleep?"
Gabriel yawned. "Bad habit," he muttered.
~*~
Compromise
(Sam/Jess/Gabriel, PG-13)
Jess put her foot down at having a threeway in the shower. “You want to slip and die, be my guests. I’m taking a bubble bath,” she said. Sam and Gabriel looked at each other.
“Bubble bath is good,” Sam said. Gabriel shrugged.
Jess just smiled.
~*~
Around the World
(Michael/Dean, G)
Michael pulled Dean closer with one wing. “Tibet,” he murmured. “New Delhi. Cairo.” Dean pushed closer still, one hand buried in the archangel’s feathers.
“I don’t care where,” he said.
Michael smiled. “Me, either.”
And they were gone.
~*~
Respite
(Gabriel/Crowley, G)
When another body appeared in his bed, Crowley nearly strangled him. Only the soft "Hey" turned the gesture into a caress. "Hey," he whispered back. Gabriel shifted closer. "Hard day?" Crowley asked, already halfway back to sleep.
"Mmhmm," Gabriel hummed.
"Sleep, then." But Gabriel was already gone and with a slight smile, Crowley followed.
~*~
Duped
(gen, G)
Dean suddenly pointed at something behind Sam. "Oh, look! A distraction!" By the time Sam registered what his brother had said and turned back, his shake was nearly gone.
~*~
Magic Hands
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Sam had sworn that this guy had magic hands. Dean had been skeptical, but five minutes into the session with Dr. Castiel Novak, Dean was about ready to propose.
Just as soon as he came back down from Heaven.
~*~
How Things Have Changed
(Sam/Lucifer, G)
"You're the morning star," Sam said.
Lucifer sighed, wrapping arms and wings around his lover. "Not anymore," he said.
~*~
Boom
(gen, G)
Dean scrabbled for the remote, knocking Sam's hand away.
"Dude, what--"
"Explosion!" Dean said, turning up the volume.
~*~
Complaint
(Sam/Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael, G)
Sam sighed, watching how the three other bodies moved with him. "Why do I always have to be on the bottom?"
Gabriel grinned from over Michael's shoulder. "Because you're the biggest," he said.
"And the comfiest," Lucifer added. Sam sighed again.
~*~
On the Dance Floor
(Sam/Jess/Gabriel, G)
Gabriel twirled Jess one more time before the song faded. Before the next one could start, Sam tapped his shoulder.
"May I have this dance?" he asked. Gabriel started to step away, only to be pulled forward.
"But Jess!" he protested.
She laughed, waving them on. "I'll go get a drink. You boys have fun!"
Still grumbling, Gabriel let Sam hold him close for the slow song. "Not a girl," he muttered.
Sam smiled. "But you love me."
Gabriel sighed. "God help me, but I do."
~*~
Shaken, Not Stirred
(gen, PG)
Kripke crossed his arms and glared. "You two will be partners for this mission and you will like it!" he snapped.
Dean snuck a glance at his would-be partner and sighed. Castiel had a rep as a hardass and it looked like he deserved it.
This was going to be a long mission.
~*~
Memorable
(Dean/Sam, G)
Dean had wanted their first date to be special, memorable. Falling into the duck pond hadn't been on the agenda, but it was memorable; Sam wasn't going to let him forget for years.
~*~
Carnival Saints
(gen, G)
"Try this, Connor." The taller twin eyed the pink cotton candy, but took a piece. And another. Murphy laughed when he took the whole bag, but Connor just glared and ate another piece.
It's the Thought That Counts
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam blinked down at the candy bar, then up at Gabriel. “Chocolate?”
Gabriel shrugged. “I’m allergic to roses.”
~*~
Irony
(gen, G)
Lucifer is amused when he finds out about angel food cake, but he’s unsurprised when it tastes like ash to him.
~*~
Forget Me Not
(gen, G)
The doctors had said it might happen. But it still hurts beyond measure when Dean remembers Lisa, but not him or Sam.
~*~
Too Much of a Good Thing
(gen, RPS, G)
Jared eyes the mass of feathers at their feet. "Maybe we went too far...?"
Misha scoffs and kicks at Jensen's wing. "No such thing."
~*~
Pop Culture
(gen, G)
"Cas, for the last time, there is no glitter on the floor," Dean sighed.
Cas tilted his head. "But Ke$ha said..." Dean rolled his eyes.
"It's a song, Cas. It's not reality."
Sam looked up. "Tik tok, Dean."
Castiel beamed at him. "Exactly!"
"I hate you guys," Dean grumbled.
~*~
So, What Am I, Chopped Liver?
(Sam/Gabriel, PG)
"He didn't mean it."
"I know."
"Then why did you turn him into chopped liver?"
"Is he interrupting, again?"
"Er...no."
"That's why."
"Oh. ...Oh!"
~*~
Just In Case
(gen, Star Trek fusion, G)
"Why are you studying the locals' physiology, Captain?"
Dean jumped. "Oh, Cas. Hey. Uh, I was just, um, making sure I was familiar with their physiology, in case something...happened. You know."
Castiel raised an eyebrow. "I'm sure, Captain."
~*~
Angelnip Series
Angel Magnetism
(Dean/Angels, PG)
"Will someone please tell me why every single angel we meet wants a piece of my ass?!"
"Your sparkling personality?"
"Shut up, Sam."
Persistence
(Dean/Michael, PG)
Dean slapped Michael's hand away. "Seriously. Who told them I was angelnip?"
Sam just snickered.
"Oh, shut up, bitch."
Slap.
"Fffft. Jerk."
"I hate you."
~*~
Crazy In Love
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Dean fussed with his black tie, but stilled when Cas glared at him. He sighed. The things he did for love.
~*~
Slow Steps
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Despite how brazen and flashy Gabriel is in all other areas, make a single romantic gesture and the archangel clams right up. It's frustrating and slightly endearing, but Sam keeps trying. Gabriel hardly ever flinches when he takes his hand, anymore and he's working up to a hug.
~*~
Pride Goeth Before the Fall
(Michael/Lucifer, G)
Lucifer scoffs when Michael comes out w/ skis. "You pansy," he says. He pushes off on his snowboard, falls and Michael laughs.
~*~
Why?
(gen, G)
"Dean, why do birds--"
"Because Dad told them to."
"Oh. Okay."
A beat of silence.
"Dean, why do--"
"Just because."
"Oh."
~*~
Breakfast in Bed
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Saturday morning, Dean woke to pancakes, bacon and strong coffee. "I hope it is satisfactory," Castiel said. Dean grinned.
~*~
Always Be Prepared
(Sam/Castiel, G)
"AHCHOOO!"
Cas sighed. "What is it this time?" he asked.
Sam pointed at the daisies. "Sorry," he said.
Cas just pulled out another package of kleenex.
~*~
Bickering Series
(Gabriel/Crowley, G)
Walk the Dog
"Your turn to walk the dog."
"I walked him yesterday."
"He doesn't like me."
"I'll give you chocolate."
"Oh, fine."
Taking Out The Trash
"I did it last week."
"I've got deals to oversee."
"You're just a no-good demon."
"You're a lazy archangel."
"I have to walk the dog."
"You don't love me anymore."
"You only love your candy."
"Well, you...Argh."
"Hah, I win. Now take out the trash."
~*~
Heat
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Dean rolled his eyes and shoved Gabriel at his shivering brother. "Dude, just use the mini space heater." Sam scowled, but tugged Gabe close.
~*~
In Truth
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam smiled slightly as Gabriel swayed. For a creature that supposedly didn't need sleep, he was doing a fair approximation of exhaustion.
~*~
The Point Is
(Dean/Castiel, PG)
Dean rolled his eyes and pulled Cas back under the covers. "The point of a bed is to sleep, dude."
"I thought it was--"
"The other point."
~*~
Slinky
(gen, G)
Castiel watched the narrow coil arch down the stairs. "Fascinating," he said before getting up to retrieve the toy.
~*~
Family Reunion
(gen, G)
Gabriel looked from brother to brother (to brother to brother to brother to sister...) and said, "Well, this is awkward."
~*~
For Your Entertainment
(gen, G)
Sam watched, wide-eyed, as Gabriel worked the guy over. "Now that's entertainment!" The Trickster said.
~*~
Don't Quit Your Night Job
(Dean/Castiel, G)
"What's this?" Dean asked.
"My day job," Cas told him.
Dean looked at the rubber duck and just nodded.
~*~
Puppy
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam blinked down at the creature. "It's a puppy," he said.
Gabriel huffed. "It was lonely and reminded me of you," he mumbled.
~*~
MyAngel.com
(gen, PG)
Sam blinked at the laptop screen. "Dean?" he called out. "Did you show Cas MySpace?"
"No," Dean answered, poking his head out of the bathroom. "Isn't that the porn site thing?"
Sam just sighed and closed the tab.
~*~
Classic
(gen, PG)
Dean woke to the smooth strains of a full orchestra. "What the hell is this?" he grumbled, reaching under his seat.
"It's Bach," Sam said. Dean rolled his eyes.
"Classical," he muttered. "Well, here's some rock." And he pushed the tape in.
~*~
Consequences
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
"You look like a giant feather duster, dude."
Dean rolled his eyes. "Thank you, Captain Obvious. Now call your boyfriend and make him take them back," he growled.
~*~
Twu Wuv
(Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, PG)
"Dearly beloved, we gather here today to celebra--oof!" Sam glared at Gabriel, but the archangel just rolled his eyes. "Dearly beloved," he started again. "We gather here to bemoan the thickness of our brothers' skulls and wish that they'd just get it on already, as we're dying of sugar overload, which is saying a lot for me." Sam sighed.
~*~
Mirror, Mirror
(gen, G)
Gabriel held up a hand mirror then nodded sagely as the glass cracked. "Yeah, that's a face only a mother could love," he said, snapping the mirror away. Dean just glared at him.
~*~
Poor Planning
(gen, G)
"So, what's for dinner?" Sam asked, sitting on the log next to Dean.
"I dunno. What'd you bring?" Sam blinked.
"You were in charge of the food, Dean."
Dean frowned, then shrugged. "Peanut M&Ms, then?"
~*~
Semantics
(Bobby/Crowley, PG)
"You used tongue first," Bobby said.
Crowley frowned. "That was five years ago, oldtimer." Bobby smacked him.
"I know that!" he said. "I'm just sayin', is all."
The demon rolled his eyes. "Well, then, work on your timing."
~*~
Efficiency
(Dean/Castiel, PG)
"And this is the most efficient way of doing this?" Castiel asks.
Dean nods and pushes the trenchcoat back into the water. "Oh, yeah," he says. "Definitely." And if he has his way, Castiel won't ever find out about washing machines and he'll be able to see him shirtless at least once a week.
~*~
Well-Meaning
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Dean lay back on the bed and tried to ignore his growling stomach. When the light rustle of wings came from somewhere to his right, he cracked one eye open. "Hey, Cas," he muttered. Castiel considered him, head tilted slightly.
"You are not well," he said.
Dean grimaced. "I'm hungry," he said.
The angel thought. "Then I will go and get you some sustenance," he said before flying off. Dean blinked at the ceiling and hoped that the angel didn't come back with a salad or something.
~*~
Pros and Cons of Headaches
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Of all the things that had happened since he'd become fully human, Castiel thought that he disliked headaches the most. The light hurt, even when turned down low, sounds jarred his whole head and his thoughts felt like they were being pushed through molasses. Altogether, the worst he'd ever felt. Dean, at least, was being extremely considerate and understanding, fetching water and pills upon request and doing his best to make sure Castiel was relatively comfortable. Up to and including just laying for long periods of time with the former angel's head tucked under his chin.
For all that Castiel disliked headaches, he had to admit there were some perks to the pain.
~*~
The Plan
(gen, G)
"You want to what?" Sam asked, gaping at his brother.
"Get Cas," Dean said.
"Dean, that's kidnapping an angel. There are laws against that!"
Dean arched an eyebrow. "Your point?"
Sam deflated. "Fine. What's your plan?"
Dean grinned. "Well."
~*~
The Angel
(gen, G)
Sam leaned back against the cushions. "Other friends have flown before. On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before."
Then the angel said, "Nevermore."
~*~
Sorta-Kinda-Not-Really
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Gabriel grinned and nudged Cas, pointing across the park. "There's your boyfriend, Casanova." Cas flushed.
"He's not my boyfriend," he muttered. Gabriel rolled his eyes.
"You spend three periods a day just looking at each other and Sam says he hasn't had a girlfriend in at least two months."
"Doesn't make him my boyfriend," Cas said before Dean got close enough to hear.
"Hey, Cas!" the other junior said.
"Hello, Dean," Cas said.
"Boyfriend," Gabriel muttered in Cas' ear.
Dean just looked on, confused, when Cas went bright red and started stuttering.
~*~
A Different Look
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam shook his head. "Nope. Not a good look for you."
Gabriel huffed, glaring at the trenchcoat. "I'm going to kill Castiel."
~*~
Don't Say a Word
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
"Adios. Ciao. Adieu. Sayonara."
"Gabriel."
The archangel sighed. "I don't want to say it."
Sam pulled him close. "Then don't."
~*~
Through Space and Time
(Sam/Gabriel, Doctor Who fusion, G)
Sam peered out of the window of the TARDIS. "So, where are we?"
Gabriel grinned at him. "Kansas. 1774."
~*~
Life's a Game
(Sam/Gabriel, PG)
Then: "So. Monopoly or Life?" "Life!"
Now: "You can't have kids if you marry a guy, Gabe! And no sex changes!" "Spoilsport."
~*~
Can't Shake It
(Sam/Gabriel, G)
Sam grinned down at the archangel on his chest. "So, archangels don't sleep?"
Gabriel yawned. "Bad habit," he muttered.
~*~
Compromise
(Sam/Jess/Gabriel, PG-13)
Jess put her foot down at having a threeway in the shower. “You want to slip and die, be my guests. I’m taking a bubble bath,” she said. Sam and Gabriel looked at each other.
“Bubble bath is good,” Sam said. Gabriel shrugged.
Jess just smiled.
~*~
Around the World
(Michael/Dean, G)
Michael pulled Dean closer with one wing. “Tibet,” he murmured. “New Delhi. Cairo.” Dean pushed closer still, one hand buried in the archangel’s feathers.
“I don’t care where,” he said.
Michael smiled. “Me, either.”
And they were gone.
~*~
Respite
(Gabriel/Crowley, G)
When another body appeared in his bed, Crowley nearly strangled him. Only the soft "Hey" turned the gesture into a caress. "Hey," he whispered back. Gabriel shifted closer. "Hard day?" Crowley asked, already halfway back to sleep.
"Mmhmm," Gabriel hummed.
"Sleep, then." But Gabriel was already gone and with a slight smile, Crowley followed.
~*~
Duped
(gen, G)
Dean suddenly pointed at something behind Sam. "Oh, look! A distraction!" By the time Sam registered what his brother had said and turned back, his shake was nearly gone.
~*~
Magic Hands
(Dean/Castiel, G)
Sam had sworn that this guy had magic hands. Dean had been skeptical, but five minutes into the session with Dr. Castiel Novak, Dean was about ready to propose.
Just as soon as he came back down from Heaven.
~*~
How Things Have Changed
(Sam/Lucifer, G)
"You're the morning star," Sam said.
Lucifer sighed, wrapping arms and wings around his lover. "Not anymore," he said.
~*~
Boom
(gen, G)
Dean scrabbled for the remote, knocking Sam's hand away.
"Dude, what--"
"Explosion!" Dean said, turning up the volume.
~*~
Complaint
(Sam/Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael, G)
Sam sighed, watching how the three other bodies moved with him. "Why do I always have to be on the bottom?"
Gabriel grinned from over Michael's shoulder. "Because you're the biggest," he said.
"And the comfiest," Lucifer added. Sam sighed again.
~*~
On the Dance Floor
(Sam/Jess/Gabriel, G)
Gabriel twirled Jess one more time before the song faded. Before the next one could start, Sam tapped his shoulder.
"May I have this dance?" he asked. Gabriel started to step away, only to be pulled forward.
"But Jess!" he protested.
She laughed, waving them on. "I'll go get a drink. You boys have fun!"
Still grumbling, Gabriel let Sam hold him close for the slow song. "Not a girl," he muttered.
Sam smiled. "But you love me."
Gabriel sighed. "God help me, but I do."
~*~
Shaken, Not Stirred
(gen, PG)
Kripke crossed his arms and glared. "You two will be partners for this mission and you will like it!" he snapped.
Dean snuck a glance at his would-be partner and sighed. Castiel had a rep as a hardass and it looked like he deserved it.
This was going to be a long mission.
~*~
Memorable
(Dean/Sam, G)
Dean had wanted their first date to be special, memorable. Falling into the duck pond hadn't been on the agenda, but it was memorable; Sam wasn't going to let him forget for years.
~*~
Carnival Saints
(gen, G)
"Try this, Connor." The taller twin eyed the pink cotton candy, but took a piece. And another. Murphy laughed when he took the whole bag, but Connor just glared and ate another piece.