News Of The Ron

[pandoras_closet]

Ron is coming up this weekend. He wants to go yard sale hopping with Mom and her walking buddy, meet Mom's college friend, and pay a visit to the haunted house where I work. Apparently, he doesn't believe that what I do is all that difficult or physically demanding, and if I'm tired at the end of the night, well clearly, its because I'm fat.

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[nesmith]

Meanwhile, I have five friends that are closest to me, plus the school friends, and oh yes, my fellow workers at the Haunted House.

Hey, what about us nameless faceless slobs on the Internet? ;)

I mean, yeah, I'm just an Ohioan, but still... ;)

[pandoras_closet]

Ohio doesn't exist. It's just something Indiana and West Virgina made up so they'd have a friend. =)

I wasn't forgetting you guys, just pointing out the friends I have in the phyiscal world as opposed to Ron. Who has . . . Mom.

Steve rules the world!!!!

[anonymous]

If you spent HALF the time searching for work and getting your 33-year-old fat ass out of your mother's house as you do writing about your MOTHER'S FRIENDS, you'd be living independently and might be able to hold down a full-time job for longer than a few months. Just sayin sweetie :)

Re: Steve rules the world!!!!

[pandoras_closet]

Aw, lookit that, I hit a nerve!

Evidentally you don't pay attention, Ron. Not surprising since it would involve getting off your high horse and admit that I'm doing something instead of dismissing me as an "idiot". Which just shows your lack of imagination, by the way.

I'll be out of here soon, Ron, and I am, it will be to move into something I paid for, moved out on my dime, and where I want to live.

Meanwhile, you just sit there in that condo your dad paid for and your dad chose. You go to work in the car your dad bought for you and do things for fun that your dad says.

My choices are my own. You can't say the same.

Re: Steve rules the world!!!!

[anonymous]

Nah you'll still be in that disgusting pigsty of a bedroom at your mother's house at 40 contributing nothing in terms of rent, bills, food, etc (I pay all my own bills and pay for all my own food; I'm almost 30 and am not pathetic and lazy enough to have my mother pay for my meals and even prepare them for me most nights). Oh yea, and I work full time, which is something you haven't done in, um, how long? Even your neighbors (2 women in particular come to mind) think of you as lazy and pathetic. See a theme here, sweetheart?

Re: Steve rules the world!!!!

[pandoras_closet]

Well at least one of those women has an advanced degree but chooses to live entirely off her dad's money, so she hardly has room to talk.

And pigsty? You must have not been listening (hardly a surprise) when she told you I cleaned it and got rid of stuff.

As far as the food goes, is that really the worse thing you can throw at me? Really?

Here, I'll let you in on a secret. You'll like it, its worthless.

I want out of here too. Everything I've tried has been in furtherence of that. But of course, you couldn't give a flying fuck. You're too goddamn lazy to acknowledge anything that challenges your viewpoints. Its so much easier to simply file me under "fat and lazy" isn't it? So much easier to simply form an opinion based on your predjucices and ignore anything else

My mental image of Ron.

[i_id]

Re: My mental image of Ron.

[pandoras_closet]

Close enough.

Re: My mental image of Ron.

[jkmoreno]

No it isn't. Major Burns is at least kinda hilarious at times, and when he has a nervous breakdown, its kinda funny. Ron is just pathetic most of the time, and when he inevitably has a nervous breakdown, he'll probably be a patient in the system he presently works for, and that'll be sad.

Of course, for all I know, he'll go completely apeshit, so something extremely stupid, and the government will see fit to clear him of all charges and transfer him to a federal hospital in someplace like Hawaii or something.

[buggrit_1979]

Ron's here! Yay! Is he seriously only 29?

[pandoras_closet]

I know. Sad, isn't it?

[buggrit_1979]

Every time you talk about him (especially since he's your mom's bff) I picture him as a fifty year old weirdo. Now it turns out he's a 29 year old really-weirdo.

[baranduyn]

One time my sister had a Halloween party and I put together a 'haunted house' in the basement just using what was at hand. One of her friends vomited. She was a nice girl and all but that is a badge of honor in my world.

Just sayin'. :D