*I sure enjoy not being captured by big mean turtles!*

[paneldekickass]

I wonder if I should just send a letter to my mom for father's day. I don't really have a dad, so whatever! Boy, weather's been really nice lately. Like, even though it's summer, it's not too muggy, you know? So, how was everyone's weekend?

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[bananasinmyears]

I had a decent weekend! Smee's not around, so I've been kicking back and relaxing. Sometimes you just gotta be lazy!

[paneldekickass]

That's so true. I've been spending a lot of time just sitting around outside, now that all the flowers are fully in bloom. What a great time of year!

So... how are things with Smeargle?

[bananasinmyears]

Aheh... They could be a little better. I've never had a girlfriend before. I guess I'm having a little trouble figuring out what to do with her. You know, where to take her, what to do with her, the works.

You're a girl. You got any advice for me?

[paneldekickass]

Welllll...

Maybe this is just my own bias, but... if you plan to take her anywhere nice, you should always give her a bouquet of flowers first. I can help you pick out a nice bunch, it's kind of my specialty.
Okay, as for where to take her, you should do some intensive research beforehand. Like, figure out what kind of things she loves to do, what kind of things she loves to eat. Have you guys been on a date yet? Dates should always be an event, then a meal, then a leisurely and romantic walk home from said meal.
Or so I've heard. Not like Lip is a total girly girl who thinks about ideal dates a lot.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser was getting a little tired of the 'walk in, confront princess, kidnap her' style of kidnapping, so he decided to try something a little different with this one. He told Kamek to teleport to the door (this one used magic or something, he didn't know, she was a fairy princess or something, she probably used magic).

Bowser stood outside of Lip's room and picked up his son, "Do your worst, Junior, you can do it on your own," he said as he hoisted the young koopa up to his shoulder and then because of all of that experience Bowser's had in the Olympic games and pro-baseball lobbed Junior through Lip's window. Bowser would be waiting in his hover-clown-copter-thing just outside the window to take Lip when the other two finished.

Aaaaaanyway, there's now a Koopa flying directly at Lip's window.

[paneldekickass]

Lip turned from the computer, towards her window when she heard a sort of whizzing sound that seemed to be getting louder.

[paneldekickass]

And, um, there was a small turtle heading right towards her room. How he was flung up to the 3rd floor of a dorm building was completely lost on her.
She only had time to mumble "What the he-" before the window shattered, and the Koopa boy tumbled onto her room mate's bed.
Lip stood there, for a second, holding the mug of hot chocolate she had taken the liberty to make, before dropping it, probably burning a hole in the carpet, letting out a high pitched shriek, and grabbing the flower stick on her bedside table. She backed up against a wall.

[geometricmagic]

Aaand teleport to the door he did. He was inside the fairy's place, waiting for Junior to be flinged through the window. He didn't know what this one was capable of, but a fairy shouldn't prove to be too much of a challenge, right? Nevertheless, he'd keep an eye on Junior in case he needed some assistance.

He kept a calm, but prepared, exterior when the fairy brat noticed him.