and your biggest mistake → riza/barney → drunk!sex, so... a pretty light R, I guess → written for sem & priyanka
she'd never meant it to end up like this.
his mouth has the bitter aftertaste of alcohol, her own must match - she certainly wouldn't be in this situation if it weren't for it. at least, that's what she tells herself, but she can't be too sure. the world is spinning before her eyes, after all, or that's just how it seems, and it's all she can do to undo buttons and buckles with uncharacteristically unsteady hands, to push him down onto the bed-
“i have to say, if this is how a couple drinks make you behave, riza-”
“this isn't exactly the time for clever commentary.” she shuts him up the first way she can think of, pressing her hips into his and stifling his gasp - or maybe it's a moan? even sounds seem to be blurring together now - with a kiss.
she'll regret it in the morning, she thinks, but there's still plenty of time to waste before then.