Dentists

[pangusk]

So about a year ago, my dentist discovered that I had some abrasions on the side of my tongue and cheek and thought I should see a specialist to get it checked out "just in case".  He didn't think it was a big deal with me being in good health and not a smoker, etc, but of course to get me to see the specialist he preceeded to tell me one of those

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[westcbear]

I hate hate hate hate hate dentists!

By the way, me being a hypochondriac, I skipped the whole story the dentist told. I don't feel like checking my mouth every hour to look for anomalies. :o)

[pangusk]

"Excuse me sir but you seem to have a little dot on your tooth. It might be nothing, but we think it may be AIDS. You're going to have to check it out otherwise we may have to remove all your teeth. Not to scare you or anything. Let me just get a closer look.....oh, look it came off, must have just been a pepper flake...

Oh oh wait, there's another black dot over here! It might be cancer...."

[westcbear]

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*fingers in ears*