Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me-ology
I'm bored, and i haven't posted in forever. Since i don't have anything to say, and because it's been several days since i've turned off my computer/signed off of aim, my IM windows have been gather conversation. And today, you great people get to see me and Matthew's idle chat.
Panic3047: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: how's your spring break 06
Panic3047: FANTASTIC
ShaftiloniusMonk: really
Panic3047: not really
ShaftiloniusMonk: hotness
Panic3047: i did see
Panic3047: THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
Panic3047: today
Panic3047: and
ShaftiloniusMonk: with who
Panic3047: SHES THE MAN
ShaftiloniusMonk: she's the man?
Panic3047: yes
Panic3047: because i'm a huge amanda bynes fan
ShaftiloniusMonk: i don't know what that is
ShaftiloniusMonk: oh
ShaftiloniusMonk: an amanda bynes movie
ShaftiloniusMonk: who'd you see it with
Panic3047: based on Shakespeares "Twelth Night"
ShaftiloniusMonk: i have that play, but i have not read it
ShaftiloniusMonk: because i'm not really a shakespeare fan
Panic3047: that's too bad
Panic3047: if it's anything like She's the Man, it's fantastic
ShaftiloniusMonk: if you say so
ShaftiloniusMonk: F.Apple on conan tonight
Panic3047: i should tell ms. lemp
ShaftiloniusMonk: she a big F. Apple fan?
Panic3047: probably not
Panic3047: but i know she likes her
Panic3047: hmm
Panic3047: i don't know what her taste in music actually
Panic3047: i should find out
ShaftiloniusMonk: man
ShaftiloniusMonk: know what i don't like
Panic3047: love?
ShaftiloniusMonk: yes
Panic3047: oh hey
Panic3047: i saw some trailers today
ShaftiloniusMonk: and being alone for a week
ShaftiloniusMonk: it's unnerving
Panic3047: they look like good movie
Panic3047: *movies
ShaftiloniusMonk: what movies
Panic3047: um, one with Steve Carell
ShaftiloniusMonk: oh
Panic3047: and Toni Collette
ShaftiloniusMonk: the one at sundance
ShaftiloniusMonk: yeah
Panic3047: and Greg Kinnear
ShaftiloniusMonk: it was bought for 10M
Panic3047: and some boy...from
ShaftiloniusMonk: what's it called
Panic3047: where was that boy from
Panic3047: ahhhh
ShaftiloniusMonk: *purchased
Panic3047: the girl next door
Panic3047: i just figured it out
Panic3047: it was bothering me while i watched it
ShaftiloniusMonk: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: you never told me who you went to the movies with
Panic3047: Little Miss Sunshine
ShaftiloniusMonk: there we go
ShaftiloniusMonk: ebert was talking about it
ShaftiloniusMonk: in his sundance posts
Panic3047: there was this other movie
Panic3047: with martin freeman
Panic3047: oh
Panic3047: Confetti
Panic3047: that looks pretty good
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's excessively irritating
Panic3047: a mockumentary that follows three couples as they battle it out to win the coveted title of "Most Original Wedding of the Year"
Panic3047: what is, getting hit in the groin?
ShaftiloniusMonk: no
Panic3047: hahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: when i ask you a question, and you refuse to acknowledge that it's been asked
Panic3047: there's this scene
Panic3047: where amanda bynes get's hit in the groin
Panic3047: and every one is liek "ouch" and she's like "oh right...AHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....IT BURNS"
Panic3047: hahaha, and that last part made me laugh
Panic3047: it burns
Panic3047: hahahah
ShaftiloniusMonk: hah, it burns is funny
Panic3047: like, the rest of it, i saw in the trailer, and i thought it was humorous, but not that funny, but when she said it burns, i laughed out loud
Panic3047: i lol'd
Panic3047: really
Panic3047: it's l'dol
later on..
ShaftiloniusMonk: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: have you heard of this Grind House
Panic3047: Grind the skateboarding movie?
Panic3047: with adam brody?
ShaftiloniusMonk: yes
ShaftiloniusMonk: with adam brody
ShaftiloniusMonk: i just added the House to fuck with you
ShaftiloniusMonk: no
ShaftiloniusMonk: it's two short horror movies
ShaftiloniusMonk: that are gonna be shown as one feature
ShaftiloniusMonk: directed by robert rodriguez and quentin tarantino repsectively
Panic3047: i feel bad for Paige
ShaftiloniusMonk: are you watching Charmed
Panic3047: no
Panic3047: Campus Ladies
Panic3047: she's Joan and Barrie's roomate
Panic3047: the attractive girl
Panic3047: and they keep crampin her style
Panic3047: and she likes them, ya know, but they're just crampin her style
Panic3047: haha
Panic3047: hahaha
Panic3047: they walk in on paige when she's shaving
Panic3047: ...down there
ShaftiloniusMonk: sounds hilarious
Panic3047: hey, justin whateverhisnameis, is Paige's date
ShaftiloniusMonk: the guy from dodgeball?
Panic3047: yeah
Panic3047: haha, that's kind of funny
ShaftiloniusMonk: huh
Panic3047: i guess there aren't that many justin's in the world
Panic3047: there's booz, and the guy from Dodgeball
Panic3047: and guarini
Panic3047: but that's it
Panic3047: think that if i keep on clicking on top 8s
Panic3047: i'll eventually come across one with someone i know
Panic3047: or end up in Newark
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's fuckin' logical
ShaftiloniusMonk: have you seen the trailer for "Marie Antoinette"
Panic3047: absolutely
Panic3047: yeah, i have
ShaftiloniusMonk: I thought that it would be hard for sofia coppola to give the lost in translation treatment to a biopic about a woman who lived in umiaginable opulence while her country starved, and was beheaded, but there ya go
Panic3047: all you need is Bill Murray!
ShaftiloniusMonk: he's like love
ShaftiloniusMonk: this has me confused
ShaftiloniusMonk: there's this movie
ShaftiloniusMonk: with meryl streep
ShaftiloniusMonk: and aishwarya rai
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's a remake of some french movie
Panic3047: i think the problem
Panic3047: is
ShaftiloniusMonk: but i don't know what the fuck it's about
Panic3047: that you fail to realize
Panic3047: that Meryl Streep and Aishwarya Rai are the same person
ShaftiloniusMonk: stop it
Panic3047: hahaha
and later..
Panic3047: what'd you do friday?
ShaftiloniusMonk: went to see Too Much Light with Andrew
Panic3047: how was that
ShaftiloniusMonk: funny
Panic3047: who is Andrew?
ShaftiloniusMonk: not as funny the first time as i saw it
ShaftiloniusMonk: Justin Andrew Booz
ShaftiloniusMonk: *not as funny as the first time i saw it
Panic3047: you're not as funny as the first time i saw you
Panic3047: back in nineteen dickety two
Panic3047: we had to say dickety, cus the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"
ShaftiloniusMonk: sometimes, i don't think you're a real person
Panic3047: Judge Milian
ShaftiloniusMonk: i thought you were talking about christina milian
ShaftiloniusMonk: but you weren't
ShaftiloniusMonk: you're talking about this old chick
Panic3047: um
Panic3047: she's only 45
Panic3047: jeez
ShaftiloniusMonk: i guess she's a robust 45
ShaftiloniusMonk: i mean
ShaftiloniusMonk: i'd hit it
Panic3047: she's my favorite t.v. judge
ShaftiloniusMonk: so far
ShaftiloniusMonk: peggy segal
ShaftiloniusMonk: the judge from people's court
ShaftiloniusMonk: and i may have said dolly parton at some point
Panic3047: what
ShaftiloniusMonk: you should keep a record of celebrities who i said i'd have sex with
ShaftiloniusMonk: and then read the list off some day
Panic3047: or
Panic3047: i could make a list of celebrities you wouldn't have sex with
ShaftiloniusMonk: joe pesci
ShaftiloniusMonk: joan rivers
Panic3047: and that's about it
ShaftiloniusMonk: *nods
Panic3047: hahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: well
ShaftiloniusMonk: i don't know
ShaftiloniusMonk: maybe i'm being too hard on joe pesci
Panic3047: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: how's your spring break 06
Panic3047: FANTASTIC
ShaftiloniusMonk: really
Panic3047: not really
ShaftiloniusMonk: hotness
Panic3047: i did see
Panic3047: THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
Panic3047: today
Panic3047: and
ShaftiloniusMonk: with who
Panic3047: SHES THE MAN
ShaftiloniusMonk: she's the man?
Panic3047: yes
Panic3047: because i'm a huge amanda bynes fan
ShaftiloniusMonk: i don't know what that is
ShaftiloniusMonk: oh
ShaftiloniusMonk: an amanda bynes movie
ShaftiloniusMonk: who'd you see it with
Panic3047: based on Shakespeares "Twelth Night"
ShaftiloniusMonk: i have that play, but i have not read it
ShaftiloniusMonk: because i'm not really a shakespeare fan
Panic3047: that's too bad
Panic3047: if it's anything like She's the Man, it's fantastic
ShaftiloniusMonk: if you say so
ShaftiloniusMonk: F.Apple on conan tonight
Panic3047: i should tell ms. lemp
ShaftiloniusMonk: she a big F. Apple fan?
Panic3047: probably not
Panic3047: but i know she likes her
Panic3047: hmm
Panic3047: i don't know what her taste in music actually
Panic3047: i should find out
ShaftiloniusMonk: man
ShaftiloniusMonk: know what i don't like
Panic3047: love?
ShaftiloniusMonk: yes
Panic3047: oh hey
Panic3047: i saw some trailers today
ShaftiloniusMonk: and being alone for a week
ShaftiloniusMonk: it's unnerving
Panic3047: they look like good movie
Panic3047: *movies
ShaftiloniusMonk: what movies
Panic3047: um, one with Steve Carell
ShaftiloniusMonk: oh
Panic3047: and Toni Collette
ShaftiloniusMonk: the one at sundance
ShaftiloniusMonk: yeah
Panic3047: and Greg Kinnear
ShaftiloniusMonk: it was bought for 10M
Panic3047: and some boy...from
ShaftiloniusMonk: what's it called
Panic3047: where was that boy from
Panic3047: ahhhh
ShaftiloniusMonk: *purchased
Panic3047: the girl next door
Panic3047: i just figured it out
Panic3047: it was bothering me while i watched it
ShaftiloniusMonk: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: you never told me who you went to the movies with
Panic3047: Little Miss Sunshine
ShaftiloniusMonk: there we go
ShaftiloniusMonk: ebert was talking about it
ShaftiloniusMonk: in his sundance posts
Panic3047: there was this other movie
Panic3047: with martin freeman
Panic3047: oh
Panic3047: Confetti
Panic3047: that looks pretty good
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's excessively irritating
Panic3047: a mockumentary that follows three couples as they battle it out to win the coveted title of "Most Original Wedding of the Year"
Panic3047: what is, getting hit in the groin?
ShaftiloniusMonk: no
Panic3047: hahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: when i ask you a question, and you refuse to acknowledge that it's been asked
Panic3047: there's this scene
Panic3047: where amanda bynes get's hit in the groin
Panic3047: and every one is liek "ouch" and she's like "oh right...AHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....IT BURNS"
Panic3047: hahaha, and that last part made me laugh
Panic3047: it burns
Panic3047: hahahah
ShaftiloniusMonk: hah, it burns is funny
Panic3047: like, the rest of it, i saw in the trailer, and i thought it was humorous, but not that funny, but when she said it burns, i laughed out loud
Panic3047: i lol'd
Panic3047: really
Panic3047: it's l'dol
later on..
ShaftiloniusMonk: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: have you heard of this Grind House
Panic3047: Grind the skateboarding movie?
Panic3047: with adam brody?
ShaftiloniusMonk: yes
ShaftiloniusMonk: with adam brody
ShaftiloniusMonk: i just added the House to fuck with you
ShaftiloniusMonk: no
ShaftiloniusMonk: it's two short horror movies
ShaftiloniusMonk: that are gonna be shown as one feature
ShaftiloniusMonk: directed by robert rodriguez and quentin tarantino repsectively
Panic3047: i feel bad for Paige
ShaftiloniusMonk: are you watching Charmed
Panic3047: no
Panic3047: Campus Ladies
Panic3047: she's Joan and Barrie's roomate
Panic3047: the attractive girl
Panic3047: and they keep crampin her style
Panic3047: and she likes them, ya know, but they're just crampin her style
Panic3047: haha
Panic3047: hahaha
Panic3047: they walk in on paige when she's shaving
Panic3047: ...down there
ShaftiloniusMonk: sounds hilarious
Panic3047: hey, justin whateverhisnameis, is Paige's date
ShaftiloniusMonk: the guy from dodgeball?
Panic3047: yeah
Panic3047: haha, that's kind of funny
ShaftiloniusMonk: huh
Panic3047: i guess there aren't that many justin's in the world
Panic3047: there's booz, and the guy from Dodgeball
Panic3047: and guarini
Panic3047: but that's it
Panic3047: think that if i keep on clicking on top 8s
Panic3047: i'll eventually come across one with someone i know
Panic3047: or end up in Newark
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's fuckin' logical
ShaftiloniusMonk: have you seen the trailer for "Marie Antoinette"
Panic3047: absolutely
Panic3047: yeah, i have
ShaftiloniusMonk: I thought that it would be hard for sofia coppola to give the lost in translation treatment to a biopic about a woman who lived in umiaginable opulence while her country starved, and was beheaded, but there ya go
Panic3047: all you need is Bill Murray!
ShaftiloniusMonk: he's like love
ShaftiloniusMonk: this has me confused
ShaftiloniusMonk: there's this movie
ShaftiloniusMonk: with meryl streep
ShaftiloniusMonk: and aishwarya rai
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's a remake of some french movie
Panic3047: i think the problem
Panic3047: is
ShaftiloniusMonk: but i don't know what the fuck it's about
Panic3047: that you fail to realize
Panic3047: that Meryl Streep and Aishwarya Rai are the same person
ShaftiloniusMonk: stop it
Panic3047: hahaha
and later..
Panic3047: what'd you do friday?
ShaftiloniusMonk: went to see Too Much Light with Andrew
Panic3047: how was that
ShaftiloniusMonk: funny
Panic3047: who is Andrew?
ShaftiloniusMonk: not as funny the first time as i saw it
ShaftiloniusMonk: Justin Andrew Booz
ShaftiloniusMonk: *not as funny as the first time i saw it
Panic3047: you're not as funny as the first time i saw you
Panic3047: back in nineteen dickety two
Panic3047: we had to say dickety, cus the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"
ShaftiloniusMonk: sometimes, i don't think you're a real person
Panic3047: Judge Milian
ShaftiloniusMonk: i thought you were talking about christina milian
ShaftiloniusMonk: but you weren't
ShaftiloniusMonk: you're talking about this old chick
Panic3047: um
Panic3047: she's only 45
Panic3047: jeez
ShaftiloniusMonk: i guess she's a robust 45
ShaftiloniusMonk: i mean
ShaftiloniusMonk: i'd hit it
Panic3047: she's my favorite t.v. judge
ShaftiloniusMonk: so far
ShaftiloniusMonk: peggy segal
ShaftiloniusMonk: the judge from people's court
ShaftiloniusMonk: and i may have said dolly parton at some point
Panic3047: what
ShaftiloniusMonk: you should keep a record of celebrities who i said i'd have sex with
ShaftiloniusMonk: and then read the list off some day
Panic3047: or
Panic3047: i could make a list of celebrities you wouldn't have sex with
ShaftiloniusMonk: joe pesci
ShaftiloniusMonk: joan rivers
Panic3047: and that's about it
ShaftiloniusMonk: *nods
Panic3047: hahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: well
ShaftiloniusMonk: i don't know
ShaftiloniusMonk: maybe i'm being too hard on joe pesci