I am a marketing GENIUS.

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One of Lizz's grandparents owned a company that made the racks that plastic bottles sit on at the grocery store, along with those Coke-bottle coolers and Pringles displays and that kind of thing. Plastic things. Well, anyways, he sold his company a while back and while googling him, Lizz and I came across the company's new website, on which this

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[coercedbynutmeg]

Evidently there exists a requirement wherein every word must contain a minimum of at least five letters. That makes it sound more sophisticated. :-P

[anonymous]

Isn't there a war going on? Aren't you supposed to be fighting it?
-g

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[anonymous]

That is a fantastic marketing idea. I will have to propose it to my superiors.