I've never answered one of the LJ Writer's Block questions before, but I felt compelled today. The question was simple: "Pirates or Ninjas?" The answer is equally simple
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I love you too, adoring wife. Just remember, when we go on a cruise, I can't be held responsible if my pirating instincts take over and I start waving a cutlass and demanding chests of plunder. It's in my blood.
The common joke I've heard on the subject of inter-service rivalries concerns an Army lieutenant participating in a wargame against a simulated North Korean attack. He tells his Battalion Commander "Sir, we expect the enemy to cross the DMZ within two hours." The BC looks at him in disgust and replies "Son, how many times do I have to tell you? The North Koreans are the adversary. The Navy is the enemy."
I lump booty and plunder under the "rich in precious metals" category above. Pillaging is indeed man's noblest calling.
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Signed,
Your adoring wife who loves you deeply, despite the fact that you have strong opinions on matters such as these.
P.S. I do admit, the global warming argument is a valid one. +1 Pirates.
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you forgot:
-"booty," "plunder," "pillage."
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I lump booty and plunder under the "rich in precious metals" category above. Pillaging is indeed man's noblest calling.
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"Mr," says the kid, "can I wear your hat?"
"sure," says the officer, and hands the kid the hat.
So the kid is wearing the hat and some random jackoff comes in the bathroom, looks at the kid, and says "Hey kid, suck my dick."
The kid looks up at him and says "Sorry Mr. I just wear the hat."
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