Okay, my new story, as described before, is here. The note passing Marauders ficlet! Yay! It's actually going to be twelve chapters. So, here's a couple of quotes!
Oh no, Candy, my sweet, I've got a date then with McGonagall--I can't keep my McGoodie-Girl waiting, you know. She's very impatient.'>
Story: Across a Crowded Classroom
Summary: [Marauders] How do the Marauders fair being across the room in classes? By passing notes, of course!
Elena: Feeling...parody-ish. So, here this is.
Ancient Runes: Professor Gourder (Male)
Arithmancy: Professor Chandel (Female)
Astronomy: Professor Sirska (Female)
Care of Magical Creatures: Professor Johnson (Male)
Charms: Professor Flitwick (Male)
Defense Against the Dark Arts: Professor Telle (Female)
Divination: Professor Campt (Male)
Herbology: Professor Fern (Female)
History of Magic: Professor Jet (Male)
Muggle Studies: Professor Caroll (Female)
Potions: Professor Dirteir (Male)
Transfiguration: Professor McGonagall (Female)
Disclaimer: Don't own the socks, just playing with the puppets.
Chapter 1: Arithmancy with Professor Chandel (Love Connection)
Involved with the Note(In Order): Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Professor Chandel.
SB: James!
JP: Yes, Sirius?
SB: Could this class be anymore boring?
JP: Yes, don't jinx it.
RL: Honestly, could you both try to look like you're paying attention?
SB: No.
JP: Oh, I am.
RL: No, staring down Lily Evans does not mean you're paying attention.
PP: I think you've got a spot of drool on your chin, James.
JP: Peter--shut up.
RL: Ha, James. Even Peter's noticed.
PP: What does that mean?
RL: Sorry, Peter. You're sometimes a little out of the loop you know.
JP: Both of you be quiet.
SB: You know, James, you almost passed the note to Lilykins.
JP: Whoops. My--
LE: What in the pumpkin juice are you four doing?
RL: Ugh, I'm no longer involved, let me back to my notes, you all.
SB: Why Lily, my flower, we were just talking about class!
LE: You do know that everything that you've said is on this paper and I can read that you were infact, not talking about this class.
JP: Smart, Lily.
LE: And you, Potter, no drooling in class, you'll ruin your texts.
SB: But dahling, the texts are all ready printed, the worst Jamie could do is wrinkle it a tiny bit.
LE: Don't call me dahling, Black.
SB: Well what shall I call you, Lilykins, my apple pie?
JP: You better cut that out, Sirius.
SB: Jamie, don't get jealous, I don't drool over Lilykins, you do.
LE: Don't call me apple pie, that much. And James was drooling?
SB: Lookie there! See that spot? He was staring at the back of your head, Lils!
LE: Could you think of any more digusting nicknames?
SB: If you wish, my dear. I'll even combine some of them for you.
PP: Sirius, Chandel is staring at you.
SB: Bugger her!
LE: Okay, I'm done with this note.
SB: Why? Why are you doing this to me, Lily?
JP: Sirius, you're on the floor now and Professor Chandel is looking at you weirdly.
SB: Thanks, Jamie. I didn't notice.
JP: No problem, Siri. That's what I'm here for.
Professor: Dears, could you pay attention?
SB: When is our date, Professor?
Professor: Sorry, Mister Black, but you've seemed to have forgotten I am married.
SB: That doesn't matter! Your husband isn't at Hogwarts!
Professor: I'm old enough to be your mother.
SB: Age Ain't Nothing But a Number, says the muggles!
Professor: That's enough, Mister Black.
JP: Siri, shut up. Sorry Professor.
Professor: It's okay, Mister Potter. Back to the text.
JP: Mmkay, what page? As you have noticed, I wasn't paying any attention.
Professor: 532, Mister Potter. Please try to, though, your sincerity is taken into account.
SB: You can't deny our attraction!
Professor: See how attracted I am at detention at five this afternoon, Mister Black.
SB: Oh no, Candy, my sweet, I've got a date then with McGonagall--I can't keep my McGoodie-Girl waiting, you know. She's very impatient.
Professor: My last name is not Candy, it's Chandel. And you can't date Professor McGonagall.
SB: Aha, my dear, but that is your first name! And says who?
Professor: A week of detention, Mister Black. Page 532, now! Says me!
SB: So dominant, m'love.
Professor: Mister Black...
SB: As you wish.
Chapter 1: Arithmancy with Professor Chandel (Love Connection)
So, make sure to tell me what you thought of that chapter. Okay? Comment!