jfc.
Do you guys know how hard it is to read porn at 2am while trying to keep quiet because your entire family is sleeping? I wasn't even on planning on reading anything, what the fuck. I was just going to save them in my mems until tomorrow. But this fic caught my eye and I was like "oh, what's this, phone sex?" and yeah it all went downhill from there. I finished that one and continued going through my flist, and then I saw Brendon/Ryan/Spencer, which was awesome but horrible because I kept having to cover my mouth because I was laughing and my legs kept kicking things over and fuck it was hot okay. So here's some recs in case you didn't already read these amazing PWPs:
http://beggarsnotes.livejournal.com/63216.html - Brendon/Ryan phone sex, post-split. It is kind of sad at the end but SO HOT, NGL. Ryan getting hard on stage? Yes please.
http://allfourinches.livejournal.com/3576.html - Brendon/Ryan/Spencer, in which Ryan walks in on Spencer and Brendon making out and Brendon is wearing girl panties (girl panties! \o/). Then Ryan gets turned on and things ~happen. Hilarious and hot at the same time. READ IT. (lol at attention whore!Ryan, okay? lol forever.)
Hi, I am perpetually a twelve year old boy. But awesome fic! This makes me very happy.
edit:
It seems like Ryan and Z are coming out of the closet in their own way. IIIII like it :D (how cute are they, though? Seriously.)
And why can I picture Brendon texting Ryan, saying "I get that you're hipster and all now, but burn that fucking disgusting Christmas sweater before I do it for you." And Ryan being like, "But, what, it's not cool? Z said it was cool" and Brendon just replying, "It's called sarcasm." And then idk Z and Brendon team up to get rid of the sweater and they all have sex or something. Hi, my mind really is in the gutter this morning.