Girls, this is also for you. For us. Read it. Please.

[panicsmith]

A strong woman is a woman who is straining
A strong woman is a woman standing
on tiptoe and lifting a barbell
while trying to sing "Boris Godunov."
A strong woman is a woman at work
cleaning out the cesspool of the ages,
and while she shovels, she talks about
how she doesn't mind crying, it opens
the ducts of the eyes, and throwing up
develops the stomach

Comments

[presidentnixon]

every baby a tooth, im missing 2 (not counting wisdom)