You see, your first mistake was approaching the car with fear in your belly. You have to make an affirmative action and hire a black guy to open your car...they can get ANYTHING open!
THEN...your jiggling and turning and trying to "lock" and "unlock" won't work, because we all know white kids can't dance.
You want my personal advice? Burn the car and camp out in Wal-Mart. They have everything you need for a car-arsoning, refugee-from-the-law being, never end of Dolan-ness...that you so clearly are.
Our walmart here is pretty packed with stupid people all the time so If they saw my burning car with me hiding near it in a tent, like a gasoline camp fire, they might alert someone to my refugee status. Then I'd have to change my status from refugee to outlaw and I don't feel like going to the DMV.
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THEN...your jiggling and turning and trying to "lock" and "unlock" won't work, because we all know white kids can't dance.
You want my personal advice? Burn the car and camp out in Wal-Mart. They have everything you need for a car-arsoning, refugee-from-the-law being, never end of Dolan-ness...that you so clearly are.
-Bill
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Our walmart here is pretty packed with stupid people all the time so If they saw my burning car with me hiding near it in a tent, like a gasoline camp fire, they might alert someone to my refugee status. Then I'd have to change my status from refugee to outlaw and I don't feel like going to the DMV.
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