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[pankake945]

Hooray.

My phone is broke, and no better time than Friday night.

Thank god for heavy garbage cans that go on to fall and land on phones that have been dropped.

Comments

[anonymous]

And God said, "Let there be a large, heavy object to fall from Heaven to smash and destroy the sinful and evil 'cellular phone' so that communication can be restored to its natural, painfully tedious state...oh and do it on a Friday."

-B-

[pankake945]

As true today as the day on which it was written.

[anonymous]

I can just see the people of ancient Jerusalem saying, "Fuck, not my new Motorola Razr!"

-B-