Ohhh...Jeffrey...
I miss Coupling...I didn't even watch the last season cause Jeff was gone...maybe one day I will get it off of NetFlix.
Anyway, I just got through watching Season 1 which I have seen sooooooo many times, but those guys (mainly Jeff of course) can still make me laugh out loud.
-Jeff: I have accidental words to worry about. Thanks to Patrick here I have nudity projection and there's the Giggle Loop of course.
-Steve: The Giggle Loop?
-Patrick: What's the Giggle Loop?
-Jeff: Don't ask...to know about the the Giggle Loop is to become part of the Giggle Loop!
-Jeff: It's a minutes silence for someone who has died. Minutes silence ticking away...tick, tock, tick, tock...the Giggle Loop begins. Suddenly out of nowhere this thought comes into your head, "the worst thing I could possibly do during a minutes silence is laugh." And as soon as you think that you almost do laugh, automatic reaction, but you don't. You control yourself. You're fine. But then you think of how terrible it would have been if you laughed out loud in the middle of a minutes silence, and so you nearly do it again, only this time it's a bigger laugh. And then you think how awful this bigger laugh would have been and so you nearly laugh again, only this time it's a very big laugh. It's and enormous laugh. Let this bastard out and you'll get whiplash. And suddenly you're in the middle of this completely silent room and your shoulders are going like you're drilling the road, and what do you think of this situation??? OH DEAR CHRIST YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY!!!
-Jeff: Why did Claudia Schiffer shag David Copperfield?!?!?!?
-Steve: Relevant you said?
-Jeff: Well it is relevant, that's bloody relevant. There's a supermodel who shags total prats and I don't know where she lives!!!
-Steve: You've got my girlfriend naked on video?
-Patrick: No, I've got my girlfriend naked on video.
-Steve: But she's my girlfriend now.
-Patrick: Yes, but on the tape she's my girlfriend.
-Steve: Patrick, you no longer have the naked rights to Susan. I have the naked rights to Susan now. You can't keep the tape.
-Patrick: Yes I can, because at the time the tape was made I had the naked rights.
-Steve: Patrick, you don't get to see my girlfriend naked, that's the rules. Jeff, tell him the naked rules!
-Jeff: I love the word naked. It's brilliant isn't it?! NAAAAAAAAAKEDDDDD!!!
-Steve: Thanks Jeff.
-Jeff: You know when I was a kid I used to write the word naked hundreds of times on a bit of paper and then rub my face in it. It's better than sex.
-Steve: Every morning I wake up glad I'm not you.
-Patrick: Do you know I've got an idea for a new porn film.
-Jeff: Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray?
-Steve: No, I don't believe its ever come up mate.
-Jeff: Make all women telepathic, because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they'd kill us all on the spot! Men are not people. We are disgustoids in human form.
-Patrick: Wobble Wars!
-Steve: What?!
-Patrick: Wobble Wars...the title for the new porn film about the battling breast brains.
-Jeff: I like ears, especially women ears. They're my favorite. I don't mean I collect them or anything. I don't have a big bucket of women ears hidden away somewhere. No, no, no...I'm not after your ears really. Not that there's anything wrong with your ears. If I was some kind of mad ear person, your ears would be the pride of my ear bucket....oh....god...
-Jeff: I told her I collect women's ears in a bucket.
-Susan: Why do you always have to say something like that?
-Jeff: I don't!
-Steve: Ah, ah, ah...Audrey Watkins...my flatwarming
-Jeff: I was drunk!
-Steve: Yeah, worst chat up line in the history of sex..."You're so gorgeous you should be embalmed."
-Jeff: Haha, yeah, yeah, I stressed that I didn't mean immediately.
-Steve: She left by toilet window.
-Jeff: Well atleast she didn't move house. That was a big step forward for me.
-Jeff: When exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the Sock Gap! Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
-Patrick: That's your foreplay tip...socks?!?
-Jeff: Many men have fallen through the Sock Gap Patrick. Under the sexual arena of earthly delight there lurks a deadly pit of socks.
-Steve: I don't know if she's seen the tape. I still don't know. And if she's seen it, what does she think?
-Patrick: What...you're worried she might think you're a lesbian?
-Jeff: Ohhhh...wouldn't that be great?
-Patrick: What?
-Jeff: Being a lesbian. There's all the advantages of being a man, but with less embarassing genitals. Plus everytime you have sex there's 4 breasts. 2 guest breasts, and 2 you can take home afterwards...ohhhh...ITS BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!
-Steve: When man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey let's cook!" He said, "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!"
-Sally: You know what "I'll cook" says. It says "Let's have sex."
-Susan: No, that would be "Come and spend the night with me."
-Sally: "Come and spend the night with me," says "Let's have sex." "I'll cook," says "Let's have sex and I'll cater."
And that's just Season 1 :P
Anyway, I just got through watching Season 1 which I have seen sooooooo many times, but those guys (mainly Jeff of course) can still make me laugh out loud.
-Jeff: I have accidental words to worry about. Thanks to Patrick here I have nudity projection and there's the Giggle Loop of course.
-Steve: The Giggle Loop?
-Patrick: What's the Giggle Loop?
-Jeff: Don't ask...to know about the the Giggle Loop is to become part of the Giggle Loop!
-Jeff: It's a minutes silence for someone who has died. Minutes silence ticking away...tick, tock, tick, tock...the Giggle Loop begins. Suddenly out of nowhere this thought comes into your head, "the worst thing I could possibly do during a minutes silence is laugh." And as soon as you think that you almost do laugh, automatic reaction, but you don't. You control yourself. You're fine. But then you think of how terrible it would have been if you laughed out loud in the middle of a minutes silence, and so you nearly do it again, only this time it's a bigger laugh. And then you think how awful this bigger laugh would have been and so you nearly laugh again, only this time it's a very big laugh. It's and enormous laugh. Let this bastard out and you'll get whiplash. And suddenly you're in the middle of this completely silent room and your shoulders are going like you're drilling the road, and what do you think of this situation??? OH DEAR CHRIST YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY!!!
-Jeff: Why did Claudia Schiffer shag David Copperfield?!?!?!?
-Steve: Relevant you said?
-Jeff: Well it is relevant, that's bloody relevant. There's a supermodel who shags total prats and I don't know where she lives!!!
-Steve: You've got my girlfriend naked on video?
-Patrick: No, I've got my girlfriend naked on video.
-Steve: But she's my girlfriend now.
-Patrick: Yes, but on the tape she's my girlfriend.
-Steve: Patrick, you no longer have the naked rights to Susan. I have the naked rights to Susan now. You can't keep the tape.
-Patrick: Yes I can, because at the time the tape was made I had the naked rights.
-Steve: Patrick, you don't get to see my girlfriend naked, that's the rules. Jeff, tell him the naked rules!
-Jeff: I love the word naked. It's brilliant isn't it?! NAAAAAAAAAKEDDDDD!!!
-Steve: Thanks Jeff.
-Jeff: You know when I was a kid I used to write the word naked hundreds of times on a bit of paper and then rub my face in it. It's better than sex.
-Steve: Every morning I wake up glad I'm not you.
-Patrick: Do you know I've got an idea for a new porn film.
-Jeff: Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray?
-Steve: No, I don't believe its ever come up mate.
-Jeff: Make all women telepathic, because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they'd kill us all on the spot! Men are not people. We are disgustoids in human form.
-Patrick: Wobble Wars!
-Steve: What?!
-Patrick: Wobble Wars...the title for the new porn film about the battling breast brains.
-Jeff: I like ears, especially women ears. They're my favorite. I don't mean I collect them or anything. I don't have a big bucket of women ears hidden away somewhere. No, no, no...I'm not after your ears really. Not that there's anything wrong with your ears. If I was some kind of mad ear person, your ears would be the pride of my ear bucket....oh....god...
-Jeff: I told her I collect women's ears in a bucket.
-Susan: Why do you always have to say something like that?
-Jeff: I don't!
-Steve: Ah, ah, ah...Audrey Watkins...my flatwarming
-Jeff: I was drunk!
-Steve: Yeah, worst chat up line in the history of sex..."You're so gorgeous you should be embalmed."
-Jeff: Haha, yeah, yeah, I stressed that I didn't mean immediately.
-Steve: She left by toilet window.
-Jeff: Well atleast she didn't move house. That was a big step forward for me.
-Jeff: When exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the Sock Gap! Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
-Patrick: That's your foreplay tip...socks?!?
-Jeff: Many men have fallen through the Sock Gap Patrick. Under the sexual arena of earthly delight there lurks a deadly pit of socks.
-Steve: I don't know if she's seen the tape. I still don't know. And if she's seen it, what does she think?
-Patrick: What...you're worried she might think you're a lesbian?
-Jeff: Ohhhh...wouldn't that be great?
-Patrick: What?
-Jeff: Being a lesbian. There's all the advantages of being a man, but with less embarassing genitals. Plus everytime you have sex there's 4 breasts. 2 guest breasts, and 2 you can take home afterwards...ohhhh...ITS BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!
-Steve: When man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey let's cook!" He said, "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!"
-Sally: You know what "I'll cook" says. It says "Let's have sex."
-Susan: No, that would be "Come and spend the night with me."
-Sally: "Come and spend the night with me," says "Let's have sex." "I'll cook," says "Let's have sex and I'll cater."
And that's just Season 1 :P