Gee Erebos, try being someone who has a philanderer for a spouse and see if you don't come out a bit...warped....oh wait, you have! And my baby girl is pretty dammit...
You - and no one else - are not allowed to call My Wife a philanderer. She may have had extramarital interests in the past. But that gives you no right. As for my warpedness. Let us leave that with me. Not with her. Ever. And your. 'Baby girl'. Is. foul.
Perhaps you should have done a better job of raising said emotionally stunted, deep as a puddle, frigid ice queen of a daughter. Then you would not have to defend her. Tanning bed?! I see she inherited something from you, then, hasn't she? Tell me. Are you also enamored with pretty pretty things?
:::No expression. Turns back. Walks away without concern.:::
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:ponders Tibet and a new haircut:
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Not.
ALLOWED.
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....
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:::eyebrow lift:::
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*makes a tsk-ing sound*
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:::No expression. Turns back. Walks away without concern.:::
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Look. I would. Appreciate it. If you could keep this quiet.
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I know.
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Man in Black, why do you want to put yourself through that?
*gag*
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BELIEVE ME.
Besides. Have you seen my wife? There is no one more beautiful. And I have seen them all.
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I mean there are cuddlier goddesses---
But then again---guess you're not looking for a kitten---might catch the love bug and stuff huh?
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:::runs for the vomitorium:::
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