Far be it from me to interfere...

[love_god_ares]

...but this whole sex issue seems to be something I might be able to supply an out for. If those that moderate this place do not mind, I know a rather quaint little place designed expressly for the purpose of letting those that wish to goto the happy naked bouncy time together. It's called the

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[rabies]

It's already been established that all RP outside of DDC has nothing to do with DDC. So while they're welcome to go play there, it will not be accepted as storyline here.

[faeness]

*snickers*

LGA, sometimes you really do crack me up.
At the same time, I'm very, very frightened of you.

[love_god_ares]

Whyever for? I'm harmless!

[faeness]

I'm sorry... I'm just used to Mr. War over there. You know, the one in black leather who wouldn't POSSIBLY be caught DEAD in what you wear? Or how you flirt?

No, he's wholly.... War. And you look...kinda... like him. And you've got his NAME, for goodness sake. It can shake a girl up, when she's not prepared!

[love_god_ares]

How do you think I feel? I look over there and see him wearing my face and those horrible mutton chop sideburns, all dark and gloomy. He hardly bathes and to be upwind of him is a frightful affair, let me tell you.