my recommendations: make friends with high proof bourbon, (Bakers is good, at 107 proof), swish with said bourbon for several seconds then swallow, before attempting to chew anything, however soft-textured. Repeat as necessary. :)
Creme De Menthe & Creme de Cacao and a lot of ice, crushed in a blender, also a godsend. I call it "frozen candy" and it was blessed on days I was tightened to a greater degree.
:-) My attempts to be amusing sometimes fall terribly flat. At least this one offered me a chance to see how many of my friends would leave wondering about the similarity between the spelling of Torquemada and Torque wrench....makes you go hmmmmmmm...
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my recommendations: make friends with high proof bourbon, (Bakers is good, at 107 proof), swish with said bourbon for several seconds then swallow, before attempting to chew anything, however soft-textured. Repeat as necessary. :)
Creme De Menthe & Creme de Cacao and a lot of ice, crushed in a blender, also a godsend. I call it "frozen candy" and it was blessed on days I was tightened to a greater degree.
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But that last paragraph... that's one for a good grin. :)
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