So apparently I kick ass at pool. This is news to me since I'm famous for my shank the ball off the table move at Uncle Jimmy's on a regular basis
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As you soak your shirt in sweat, it becomes heavier and the constant rubbing caused by the up and down motion involved in running turns your nipples into raw meat. Then they start to bleed. You are usually dehydrated by this point, otherwise you would sweat more and get salt in your wounds would just be grand.
It doesn't always take a marathon - I've seen bloody nipples at 10k's. I've had some problems on some 12 - 15 mile runs.
Any more running related questions??
Good luck with that grilled cheese, my happy ass has to stay here and square away the government pukes that work around here.
you know superman wouldn't be afraid to take band-aids off his nipples. wait- does superman even have nipples? anyway- take a deep breath, grip a nip, ang tug quick- then cuss me out till doomsday. i won't mind. i'll just plug my ears.
Anything that makes you, uh, "glow" should encourage them to come off on their own, depending on how much actual "glowing" you do. I'd say a sexathon or two is probably in order - just qualify the participants first with a reminder that the glue-on accessories are off limits. You could label them 'Left' and 'Right' and tell whomever it's a for your convenience thing. Or you could just grease up with the drippings from the grilled cheese and work it out for yourself.
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as far as the bandaids go get them really wet maybe and they might come off easier...I'm not sure.
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but i applaud your creativity. i'm going to remember that next time i'm wearing a halter top. good work!
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Sorry to disappoint, but free nude pics to the first person who brings me a grilled cheese. RIGHT NOW!
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As you soak your shirt in sweat, it becomes heavier and the constant rubbing caused by the up and down motion involved in running turns your nipples into raw meat. Then they start to bleed. You are usually dehydrated by this point, otherwise you would sweat more and get salt in your wounds would just be grand.
It doesn't always take a marathon - I've seen bloody nipples at 10k's. I've had some problems on some 12 - 15 mile runs.
Any more running related questions??
Good luck with that grilled cheese, my happy ass has to stay here and square away the government pukes that work around here.
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that is engineering at it's finest
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Anything that makes you, uh, "glow" should encourage them to come off on their own, depending on how much actual "glowing" you do. I'd say a sexathon or two is probably in order - just qualify the participants first with a reminder that the glue-on accessories are off limits. You could label them 'Left' and 'Right' and tell whomever it's a for your convenience thing. Or you could just grease up with the drippings from the grilled cheese and work it out for yourself.
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I can't remember a day when I ever thought I'd say such a thing.
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