1.) those are cute as hell flip-flops. 2.) you have cute toes. 3.) let the girl with peirced nips enjoy her perky boobs. one day they will sag--guaranteed and the only thing worst than saggy boobs are saggy boobs with peirced nipples or scared nipples from peircings. 4.) the girl buying panties out of a bin will not only have a sweaty vag but a dirty sweaty vag because people try those bin panties on. nasty. 5.) that poor girl got played. and now she's stalking him. sounds like a jerry springer re-run. get a life and an education. 6.) sorry about the impotent man--they suck. buy a vibrator and some chocolate instead of hooking up. it'll save you the misery and atleast you know you'll smile, eat something sweet, and get off.
hello kitty flipflops? What size shoe do you wear? Well, I have the same boobs that I did when I was 12....maybe I could use that to my advantage somehow.
"Three months, I finally take a guy home last night, and I'm introduced to male impotence. Thank you karma for continuing to be a dirty tramp."
Something similar happened to me last year. I was friends with this guy, we started dating, and after much anticipation, he's Mr. Limpdick One-Minute Man. I was so mad I started to cry.
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2.) you have cute toes.
3.) let the girl with peirced nips enjoy her perky boobs. one day they will sag--guaranteed and the only thing worst than saggy boobs are saggy boobs with peirced nipples or scared nipples from peircings.
4.) the girl buying panties out of a bin will not only have a sweaty vag but a dirty sweaty vag because people try those bin panties on. nasty.
5.) that poor girl got played. and now she's stalking him. sounds like a jerry springer re-run. get a life and an education.
6.) sorry about the impotent man--they suck. buy a vibrator and some chocolate instead of hooking up. it'll save you the misery and atleast you know you'll smile, eat something sweet, and get off.
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have a nice day!
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::rubs eyes:: I need to get them checked...
You really need to run around with mini stupid signs and pass them out..
Underwear bin... ::gag::
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"Three months, I finally take a guy home last night, and I'm introduced to male impotence. Thank you karma for continuing to be a dirty tramp."
Something similar happened to me last year. I was friends with this guy, we started dating, and after much anticipation, he's Mr. Limpdick One-Minute Man. I was so mad I started to cry.
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