ARRR MATEY, I BE THE TIPSY BUCCANEER! SHOW ME YER BOOTY ER WALK DE PLANK!

[panthergrrrl26]

I'm typing this through one eye. Apparently I gave myself a shiner on my little battle with the sink and it's continually swelled for the past two days. Even with a black eye and a giant knot on my head I'm like Jay-Z - big pimpin

Comments

[silence_killz]

wow, everyone is changing the format of their journals tonight. wild... i have the ghetto trial edition.

_+brian+_

[jannylynn]

Go get those shoes. Those are too sexy and you worked too hard to master walking in those sober AND intoxicated to let them go to waste. Go get them now...

I have a pair similar to those and I love them. Instant "make me feel sexy" shoes rock this girl's world... :o)

P.S. Glad getting some luvin'. Lucky you. I could use a lil luvin' of my own right now. *sad sad*

[pain_method]

if that lawyer only knew what he missed out on....what a loser.

[panthergrrrl26]

Well I do give him some credit having a fever and bronchitis and all - I don't want to get sick myself considering I have no immune system whatsoever.

[pain_method]

ok i guess i can let that one slide. i think you should make him pay for your shoes. :p.

[donkeyransom]

wow.

You and I live in such different worlds. Good luck with yours.

[panthergrrrl26]

I know - I've created a world all my own. It sucks, but give it four or five years and I will RULE OVER ALL. Or you know, be in a ditch somewhere.

[donkeyransom]

Neither option sounds all that great to me.