Ain't you Never Seen a Black Man in a Dress Before?
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Even though I'm naturally a night person, working a late shift has it's definite drawbacks. You're suddenly sucked into this cycle of sleeping all day, working all night, then staying up until ungodly hours of the morning when there's nothing to do but play video games and watch streaming porn (bless you DSL). Even though our shop closes at one I'm rarely out the door much before quarter til two, well after last call at the bar around the corner. Which is why I was ridiculously fortunate last night to have checked my time sheet at exactly 1:01 am. Say Cheese I own you.
Too lazy to walk home and change, too hot to care I thought I'd stop into Bootlegger's for a beer after another night wanting to suffocate every nurse in the greater Pittsburgh area for waiting until fifteen minutes before close to order 45 pizzas with 374.2 toppings. Cut into hearts. No one I knew was in there so I didn't think I'd be there long until I ran into the bartender (off for the night). I'm extremely tired so I'll cut this short - talked, went to the bartenders friends, two guys got the bright idea to hit each other with hammers in a battle dedicated to Thor, watched Juwanna Mann (to which I conclude that any movie given the addition of power drinking can in fact be funny, sat on the porch outside and fell asleep with said bartender at 6 am. I like this one - I think I'll be gentle.