How to Completely Embarass Yourself in 12 Simple Steps

[panthergrrrl26]

I have serious issues with condiments. After going out with Parker Thursday night decked in ketchup, discovering how delicious jager bombs are (when I absolutely abhor jager), making a complete ass of myself including such quotables as

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[_midknight]

omfg... The "I brush my teeth" thing ambushed me. Got me in mid-gulp of my coffee and I choked my ass off. I'm alive and the laugh was worth it. :-D

[donkeyransom]

Dear Panthergirl,

halloween is a great opportunity for girls to dress up and make guys drool.

signed,
blue balls.

[panthergrrrl26]

I was relentless this year. Unfortunately the only pictures taken of my outfit weren't taken by me or my friends but I'm sure they'll turn up somewhere on the internet in the next few weeks. Sorry mom.

[donkeyransom]

that's hot.