Well When You Put it Like That...

[panthergrrrl26]

I'm at work tonight and we're calling Common Cause members - a bipartisan group who simply lobbys to expose discrepancies within the government. They pretty much single-handedly exposed the entire Haliburton scandal and right now we're working on the problems people had with the election. Our supervisor pulls us into the conference room to brief

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[jamaicanjungle]

You need a phone with a vest, a glock and a tracking device that signals your wrist watch when it goes astray.

[donkeyransom]

don't underestimate the power of a vest. I don't know too much about glocks though.

Maybe you should get one of those spiral-ly attachments for your phone, so that it is always connected to you. That way, even if you throw it - it will bungee back to you.

[panthergrrrl26]

And knowing me crack me right in the face on its way back

[donkeyransom]

So we'll get you a helmet too!

You are going to be so hot when I'm done world-proofing you.