No internet until classes start because my broke ass doesn't come home for months at a time to pay the bills. Ooops.

I don't think I've laughed this hard since Bush choked on a pretzel rod.

So I walked into Say Cheese! today to pick up my final paycheck. I knew it wasn't going to be a cheery reunion, but I never thought the owner was this dumb ( Read more... )

I'm slightly disappointed for once in my life. I think we all knew that when I finally left Say Cheese! it was going to be in a grand display of "I hate you all". But alas I did it in drunken Amy style.

( The end of an era )

I think Fortunato said it best Friday - "Amy, you're like a walking fucking disaster". And I am.

( What a friggin mess this was )

I am a woman in need. In need of a shower, of a bed, of a hot meal and a Parliament Light. As I laid down today to finally take a nap after disappearing for three days when only intending to pick up a pack of smokes, I felt the rain hit my back and thought "life, for one minute could you quit spanking me senseless?"

( My ass is getting rather sore )

Another vacation cut short by lack of health insurance and a severe lack of health. But I bring you

( One Disturbing Sandwich )

I think the thing that I love the most about my life is its unpredictability. One night I'll be at work at 6 o'clock and by 6 am I'm on my way to the beach, joint in one hand, iced tea between the legs, music cranking and not a clue what I'm going to do when I get there.

( I don't think the other people in my life appreciate it as much as me. )

But I think it is obvious that I've met someone. That and things in my life have been pretty hectic between my friends being evicted and now homeless, my job consuming my will to live, and of course the hours in between spent in bed that make everything else worth it. I am however planning to take a vacation at the end of the week and in true ( Read more... )

I have to be at work in twenty minutes, today's the first I've been home in three days, the first I've eaten in two, and I haven't gone to bed yet. But I just thought I'd share a bit of Amy wisdom with livejournal land ( Read more... )

So what'd I miss?