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[pantherrose]

The first Artemis Fowl fic I’ve read:
Artemis and Butler are in the middle of making out, kissing and stroking - “Holy crap! Someone kidnapped Santa Claus!”
I need to stop reading fics when I’m watching MadTV.

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[feast]

...Artemis going off to rescue Santa Claus. Now, that? Would be interesting.

haha, things like that happen to me all the time. That's very amusing, though. XD We have too many outside sources that interrupt our fic-reading!

[pantherrose]

Haha - Maybe we found the premise for the next book?

I agree! And it was a Shaq skit, too...it totally messed up the fic as I was almost laughing too hard to read it.

[artemisgoddess]

I died laughing. First, just because Artemis and Butler? EW. And then because kidnapping Santa Claus to get all the elven toys totally sounds like something Artemis would do. ^^

[pantherrose]

Yeah...I'm really bored. It wasn't bad though (however, I'm having trouble imagining how Artemis would live through it^^).
Haha - Artemis would do that! (Maybe he could drop some toys off my way?)