ATTENTION.

[pantless_freak]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVENT A DEVICE WHICH WILL LET ME PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE THROUGH THE TV. I HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR SUCH A DEVICE, HOWEVER I LACK THE TECHNOLOGICAL UNDERSTANDING TO CREATE SUCH AN INVENTION. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME IF INTERESTED AND WE CAN WORK OUT A SCHEDULE. THANK YOU.

Comments

[irish_bastard]

anything that would let me punch people from a distance would be the greatest invention ever

[pantless_freak]

Extendo-Glove!