Write a random phrase from each of the following ( Read more... )

This would really suck. Really. Really. Really. This would really really really really really suck.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/2867953/detail.html

The last line of the story of what appeared on the scoreboard is hilarious.

But really. That would suck.

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I don't know who's more pathetic: some idiots on message boards or me for arguing with them. I'm leaning towards me. I'll stop now ( Read more... )

ARG. I feel like venting but I don't feel like typing. I need one of those helper monkeys. Long and short of it (mostly the short) - Krepps stiffed us AGAIN, Josh had to bring some gay 8th grade kid to our caravan and the jackass was everything you'd expect an 8th grader to be - annoying, stupid, etc ( Read more... )

http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm

Can anyone (Jahn) make me an icon out of the picture on this newspost?

It's just too priceless.

On another totally unrelated note, I'm going to Wall-Mart to pick up some valentines today.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fatasiankid.html

OMG that's too funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

http://drudgereport.com/mattjk1.htm

Now. Is there anyone who still thinks the Democrats are going to win the Presidency? I didn't think so.

Mom: Blah blah blah blah fucking blah do this do that contradiction blah!

Shawn: Shut up.

Mom: No! Blah blah blah fuck fuck damn blah blah blah blah.

Shawn: Shut up.

Mom: No! Blah blah bla- OW! *loud crash*

Shawn: That's God telling you to shut up.

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

... we're all going to die.

WARNING: Long, but interesting.