23 Joke - There's a Gag Here Somewhere, I Swear.

May 04, 2011 19:19

[[Aaron is in a good mood and has finished one of his projects ( Read more... )

go kart, action!

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A strike_you_out May 6 2011, 17:22:52 UTC
[As Aaron rounds a bend in the road, he might suddenly become aware of an occupant in the passenger seat that he somehow managed to pick up without stopping or even knowing.

Leaning back in the seat, Slugger will simply grin and make no move to put on his seatbelt.]

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strike_you_out May 8 2011, 04:00:06 UTC
[Slugger isn't worried about crashing; he has ways of avoiding most certain fatalities. However, he does take into account that you're a friend of Ai's and it therefore might be a bad idea to get you accidentally mutilated and/or killed. So if they crash, he'll just have to make sure it happens on the driver's side of the kart.

Slugger taps his chin, feigning contemplation, then answers.]

Not yet.

[Once again, he positions his skate on the gas pedal (yes, he's been driving with skates on; they help him reach the pedals), and the kart lurches forward again.]

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pants_yourmove May 8 2011, 04:40:34 UTC
[[Quickly ties on his belt, he's going to have to check this kart when Slugger is done.

Trying hard to pretend like this isn't as fun as it is though.]]

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strike_you_out May 8 2011, 19:21:31 UTC
[Rather than drive aimlessly around, Slugger seems to have a destination in mind as he steers the kart through public and private property alike until, finally, the tires land on a smooth road again. He's found what he was looking for...

Stretching out ahead of them through endless fields is Mayfield's one highway. He guns it, nearly skidding off the road before his hands figure out how to steady the wheel.]

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pants_yourmove May 8 2011, 19:27:51 UTC
[[At least Slugger doesn't know the Kart's secret. Probably best for everyone's safety.

Aaron holds on and will offer tips on keeping it straight.]]

Don't watch the lines, watch ahead of you and just focus between the lines.

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strike_you_out May 8 2011, 21:27:48 UTC
[While he isn't too concerned with abiding by rules and staying in his own lane, he does heed Aaron's advice surprisingly, if only to try it. And for a few minutes, at least, the kart stays in one lane traveling in an almost straight path. It's kind of nice---they're the only ones on the road, the day is nice, bright and warm. Peaceful.

Until Slugger relapses into his former reckless pattern and swerves deliberately into a cornfield. The kart thankfully returns back to the street after a brief foray and upon discovering what it's like to be smacked with corn stalks. There were no casualties except for one scarecrow.

By the way, Aaron, when's the last time you checked the fuel tank?]

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pants_yourmove May 8 2011, 23:15:41 UTC
[[Aaron covers his face while they tear through the corn. After they come through he's checking to make sure corn didn't get jammed someplace dangerous.

Sadly, he didn't stop to think about gas. If they keep up they might get stranded on the highway.]]

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strike_you_out May 9 2011, 02:44:46 UTC
[As Aaron squirms in his seat, presumably checking the exhaust pipe for corncobs, Slugger grins and keeps driving. The old gas station is long behind them and as more time passes, the engine might sound a little weird.

Moving his foot away from the pedal, Slugger listens and then turns to Aaron.]

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pants_yourmove May 9 2011, 03:08:58 UTC
[[Blinks... blinks...]]

Uh oh...

[[That engine will probably sputter then stall out after a short bit longer.]]

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strike_you_out May 9 2011, 03:28:43 UTC
[Unsure of what else to do, Slugger lets the kart roll to a stop on the side of the road.]

What happened?

[Did he break it?]

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pants_yourmove May 9 2011, 13:47:52 UTC
Out of gas. We'll need to walk to the gas station or push it home...

[[Trying to judge which would be easier. The highway is weird so it's annoying to judge distances.]]

Probably the gas station would be better. Just need a couple gallons to get us back to town.

[[Get's out and looks to Slugger.]]

Want to wait with the kart or come help me get gas?

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strike_you_out May 9 2011, 20:02:03 UTC
[Slugger is slumped in the seat with his chin resting atop the steering wheel, looking uninterested in both scenarios. After a moment spent poking around on the dashboard, he turns off the kart and jiggles the key out of the ignition. If there's anything he knows about cars, it's that they need a key to run.]

Here...

[Tossing the key to Aaron, he then climbs out and rests a hand on the kart's frame. From there he stares at Aaron...]

Where do you live?

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pants_yourmove May 9 2011, 20:54:38 UTC
1251 Williams Road. It's a bit of a trip from here on foot but not so bad.

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strike_you_out May 9 2011, 21:35:56 UTC
Is there fuel there?

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pants_yourmove May 9 2011, 22:01:18 UTC
I have a tank set aside for this thing, yeah.

It's in the garage by the lawn equipment.

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strike_you_out May 9 2011, 23:09:33 UTC
[Suddenly, you are alone on an empty highway surrounded by corn. Slugger is gone...

...but not for very long. A few minutes pass and he reappears holding the tank.]

This one?

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