The Future of Fashion (it's actually not me)

[pantsandthecity]

Ladies, here's your Fall Fashion Update, according to the E-town Journal "Look" section:

1. The Legging 
2. The Mini Dress
3. The Couture Coat 
4. The Skinny Pant
5. The Couture Jacket (not to be confused with Couture Coat)
6. The Modern Cocktail Dress
7. The Slouch Pant
8. The Full Sleeve Blouse
9. The Corset/Vest
10. The Chunky Knit Cardigan
11. The Extra-

Comments

[anonymous]

What makes me sadest, Dearest Pants, is what was revealed to me during a recent episode of Much Music's "It" (yes, I occasionally watch this show... sue me... we have larger issues at stake here). *ahem* drum roll please... The jean-short overall is one of the top five "summer must haves". *grmph*. Sorry... I just threw up in my mouth there a little.

Also, I'm am pledging to you my dedication to hating the ubiquitous black leggings-short-jean-skirt-horizontally-striped-oversized-t-look. And the famously fugly robinhood boot, mentioned in such blogs as "Together But Not Together."

-Shoes