Comments | pantsaretight: O, zhe zhen shi ge kuai-le de jin-zhan...

pantsaretight

O, zhe zhen shi ge kuai-le de jin-zhan...

Jan 20, 2009 16:28

...So, does anyone care to explain to my why two of my crew members suddenly look like they need a qiang-bao hou-zi de babysitter?

pitter patter of little feet, too young to be a single dad, this is awkward

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welshonionmage January 20 2009, 21:39:40 UTC

Oh no, just how many people ATE those cookies?

I have a theory...but I really can't be positive since I didn't see the cookies myself.

pantsaretight January 20 2009, 21:45:26 UTC

Really? Care to elaborate there?

welshonionmage January 20 2009, 21:49:17 UTC

I can't even be positive but there's a magic age changing pill where I'm from...so it could be that or something similar that was baked into the cookies. It's only an illusion.

And, well, if it is what I think it is I can at least reassure you that it will wear off on it's own in a few hours.

[ Voice ] voiceofserenity January 20 2009, 23:27:34 UTC

Can't even reach...the gorram engine...

I swear, Jayne shoulda been the one made little. Ain't fair he just got bigger...

[ Voice ] pantsaretight January 20 2009, 23:30:33 UTC

We'll just have to get ya a milk carton then.

Well, now that would have been an entertaining sight, though not quite as adorable as you make.

[ Voice ] voiceofserenity January 20 2009, 23:34:35 UTC

A milk carton? Zao gao, Cap'n, I ain't standin' on a gorram milk carton. Maybe a stool...

Cute as a button, sure sure. Button's got work to do and can't do it with tiny hands...

[ Voice ] pantsaretight January 21 2009, 00:53:47 UTC

We'll get you one of those cute stools with the cartoon animals.

Button's work all the time. Holding clothes on, giving dolls eyes, they're important things. This particular button may find she has an easier time getting at hard to reach places and handling delicate machinery.

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playswithdinos January 21 2009, 15:23:31 UTC

Must be spring time.

Gongxi, Mal, looks like you're a parent.

pantsaretight January 21 2009, 19:26:26 UTC

Hey, if they're anyone's kids they're yours. After all, you're the married man here.

Course, your wife might have something to say about us raising some kids together.

playswithdinos February 2 2009, 20:38:47 UTC

Now while I'm more and willing to raise some offspring, I'm not ready to have two half grown kids calling me 'dieh'.

Yeah, I don't think she'd like that very much. Though, I'm sure you'd make a wonderful mother in our little family.

pantsaretight February 2 2009, 20:41:55 UTC

Please, I bet one look at 'em's all it would take for them to have you wrapped around their little fingers.

Hey, given I'm the one running off getting shot at on jobs, and you stay back with the ship, I'm pretty gorram sure you fulfill the mother criteria a lot better than I do.