Stuck in fei-fei de pi-yan

[pantsaretight]

Well, according to the polite young fellow we met the other day, my crew and I seem to have found ourselves stuck on Earth That Was, which is a mite peculiar, what with this planet having been supposed to be uninhabitable. Now I know the Alliance has a lot of fancy new toys, but I would like to think time travel is not among them. Bastards have

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[meester_kennedy]

Hey, if you're looking for ammo, I know where you can find some. You might need an escort if you don't have any to begin with, though.

[pantsaretight]

I'll take a guide happily, but I like to think I've moved past the age where I need a babysitter to do some shopping.

Still, I suppose a man must put aside his pride in times of need. Would you be willing to show me?

[meester_kennedy]

When you have neighbors with too many legs and claws, it's probably a good idea.

Yeah, no problem.

[pantsaretight]

I do suppose I need to get the lay of the land at the moment. Just get me a gun and I'll be the easiest baby you ever did sit.

The name's Captain Reynolds. You are?

[captainpillows]

I hate to say it but your 'crew' probably isn't here.

[pantsaretight]

Well, I've already found two, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't give up on them quite yet.

[captainpillows]

You must be new here.

[voiceofserenity]

What're ya'll so negative for? Can't be nothin' all that much worse'n Reavers...

[burningnow]

If you haven't found them already, they're probably not here.

You're military?

[pantsaretight]

Found two, so I'm not assuming anything at this point.

No, just a fool who woke up. I'm the captain of a ship. Malcolm Reynolds. If you need a job done, we'll do it, long as we get paid.

[burningnow]

Just saying not to get your hopes up. I looked for my team for a long damn time and didn't find anyone.

......I see. I'm Uchiha Fugaku, of Konohagakure no Sato. Like you, I get things done for a price.

[pantsaretight]

Hope is something I haven't had an abundance of it a good long time.

Well Mr. Fugaku, (or is that Mr. Uchiha?) it's always nice to meet a fellow business man.

[magichatsweeper]

I'll tell them you're lookin' for them if I see 'em!

[pantsaretight]

What the...

...Thanks, I appreciate the kindness.