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[pantskirtshirt]

in the backyard there is a pear tree and an apple tree. They shed. When I stand outside, I am in constant danger of either a pear or an apple falling on my head. One day, I will eat a pear or an apple merely to spite their existance. But not yet, for they are rotten.

Comments

[mit_schub]

The trees told me not to tell you, but you're the only one who doesn't know.

Ready?
Those aren't "apples".
They're *pssst* shitting on you!

[andepie]

OMG you became a scientoligist? thats so crazy.

[pantskirtshirt]

level 6 operating thetan, BABY!

[lambmcspicy]

You will eat them when they are more rotten, Level Six Operating Thetan.