fuck my life.

[pantslessfez]

Here's what happened today in art class!

Me: *whips out pictures of cool cubist paintings I found on Google to have teacher okay for next project* :D :D :D
Awful Bitter Hag Art Teacher: And what makes you think THESE are Picasso from 195blah-19blahblahblah?
Me: FUCK YOU! *stabs her in the jugular with sculpting tool and runs away***
**Denotes

Comments

[hanshin]

That happened to my old ginger cat. He was ok afterwards. :) You just had to mush his food up into small chunks so he could eat it.

Get her some fish when she can eat properly, she'll totally wig out and be happy again. :D

[pantslessfez]

Ohh, she'd like fish. She was FREAKING OUT this one time years ago when we had salmon for dinner, hahaha. She loves wet cat food, so she'll probably get to eat it exclusively for a while.

[hanshin]

Ah, yeah. Our cat couldn't eat so much of the dry food. We had a bowl out for him which he'd nibble a bit but he needed the wet food.

Heheh yeah just buy some cheap-o fish pieces from the fish market, often those places have pet food bags, or butchers if you want to give her some meat, they do pet mince usually. Or just get some tins of tuna or salmon from supermarket because those are like less than a dollar. It's healthier than dry food too, I read that dry has a lot of grains in it, and cat's really shouldn't eat grains. Apparently it makes em fatties lol.

[hanshin]

Edit: And canned food too. Read the back and make sure that it doesn't have a lot of wheat or gluten or wheat by-products or rice... Carbs = bad for cats.

.....I'm not a crazy nerd cat lady.. Not at all! ha ha ha!